who are you? i love you too.

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

was thinking about those “humans are space australians” posts that went around circa mid 2010s and aside from the fact that it operates off colonialist propaganda that australia is a uniquely hostile country that only The White Man can tame - it’s just sooo silly in practice because if humans are space australians then i hope we’re all excited to get very nervous when space has animals larger than a labrador and collapse the second the temperature drops below 10 celsius

hey ya is an impossibly powerful song

The best part of papyrus’s whole deal in undertale is the more you play the game you realize he lowkey is the coolest guy around and Sans is right on the money. “Isn’t my bro cool” fuck dude he sure is

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

hey can anyone help me out with soup so i can take my meds

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?