who are you? i love you too.

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

sorry i failed facial recognition in the mirror 3 times and got locked out of my brain for 24 hrs

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

the microwave rice demands 800 watts of power for 2 minutes, but all the microwave can offer me three settings: one low, one high, and one somewhere in the middle. I turn it to the one in the middle as I happen to know 800W is the average power of most microwaves. the light comes on and the bag of rice starts slowly turning, but rather than hearing the usual rumble of the microwave, I instead start hearing short snippets of conversation - words snatched from the ether. the lights flicker and a chill runs up my spine. the voices remind me of those "spirit boxes" ghost hunters use. I double check the setting on the microwave. "ah," I say, remembering that I had set it to medium,

Turned my swag off for earth hour and saved 1000000000000000000000 tons of carbon emissions

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