i think people dont realize that a rabbi is not required to make a jewish wedding valid. No officiant is needed for you to get in deep shit all you need is a man a woman and 20 dollars
This might be an urban legend, but I once heard a story about a bunch of teens eating and one of the boys passed a falafel ball to a girl and said the "harei at" pasuk and a rabbi had to posken if they were halachically married or not.
one of my favorite things is that the guy just has to give something worth more than a few cents and the woman has to agree, right?
but that doesnât have to be a physical object!!
so if a guy says Iâm marrying you with the enjoyment you get from sitting on this bench together with me, and the woman agrees that thatâs worth more than a few cents to her, they are now legally married!
on Kiddushin 7a the concept is referred to that a man can accept a gift from a woman and be betrothed to her thereby; he in accepting the gift gives the woman hana'ah from his acceptance, and if the hana'ah is worth more than a pruta (the gemara says if he's chashuv; rashi says: if she'd pay someone else a pruta to get him to accept a gift from her), then that's enough to make a kinyan with
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i want the ability to instill disparate concepts onto animals (the concept of houses, warts, midnight, etc) and like spend an afternoon throwing one concept at a time into a boar's brain and see how long it would take before you see the boar become visibly distressed as it starts connecting ideas together but has nothing to do with them
boar has learned about the concept of alimony at 2:39pm. boar understands alimony is connected to marriage (learned at 12:02pm) but doesn't know what divorce is yet. boar has conceived of the idea of truffles (knowledge intrinsic) being divested from him as a result of alimony but doesn't know how to anticipate or avoid it. boar has begun loudly grunting and tamping its hooves.
i just pointed out in my judaism class that itâs interesting to me that when asked Godâs name, God did respond with the ineffable name (the tetragrammaton) but put a much greater emphasis on who they are the God OF (Iâm the God of Abraham, the God of Moses, etc.).
and my teacher said she feels a kinship with that because she remembers the joy that came with the first time she was called â(sonâs name)âs momâ, and how beautiful it feels be named for who you love. and i almost burst into tears
So this has been sitting on my drafts for over a month and I have to tell you that this post has fundamentally changed me as a person and I will never be the same again
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Velvet silk in a satin cotton frame, couched metal threads and coils embroidery on cardboard cut-outs, sequins
Inscribed in Hebrew with dedication in memory of Jacob Haim son of Mazal Tov
From the late nineteenth century, it was a common practice for Sephardi Jews living in urban communities of the Ottoman Empire to donate precious, embroidered home textiles, such as bed coverings, pillowcases, and especially dresses, particularly wedding dresses, to be reused as curtains and coverings in the synagogue. From the 1850s through the turn of the century, Jewish women adopted a new style of wedding dress from the Turkish bourgeoisie. Heavy couched metal thread embroidery on dark velvet or pastel satin, depicting flowers spreading from vases or other stylised vegetal motifs, covered gowns known in Turkish as bindalli (a thousand branches) dresses. By their tailoring, as well as their embroidery motifs in what is known as the âTurkish baroqueâ style, these garments showed strong European influences. This wedding gown marked a transitional phase between the traditional entari dress and the white European wedding dress introduced in the early twentieth century.
Depending on local custom, brides wore this type of dress either for the kiddushin (wedding ceremony) or on the morning after the wedding, known as the sĂŠbah. The bindalli dress was one of a whole set of lavish gold embroideries in the brideâs trousseau to be used throughout her life. Like other gold embroidered articles, these dresses ultimately reached the synagogues, where they were converted into ark curtains, Torah mantles and binders, reading desk (bimah) covers, and the like, frequently with added dedicatory inscriptions.
The gold-embroidered dresses, adopted from the surrounding culture as a fashionable item without any Jewish specificity, were appropriated as Jewish through their use in the synagogue. The donation of dresses and trousseau items by women to the synagogues created a personal bond between the women and the synagogue. The habit of donating these textiles to the synagogue endured long after the original embroidered bedclothes and dresses had gone out of fashion. The embroideries became identified in these communities with the textiles customarily used in the synagogue, and the transitional bindalli fashion thus remained alive in Sephardi synagogues long after the passing of the brides who wore the dresses.
I havenât seen anyone on Tumblr talking about the visual symbolism of this music video so if youâll hold my purse a minute â
The lyrics of this video are an alphabet chant, very Kabbalistic, combined with the Hoshanot prayer. The words are found in Hebrew in the description of the video and an English translation is here, in someone elseâs Tumblr post. Â Â
The prayer sheâs manipulating is sung during the holiday of Sukkot, the harvest festival (every morning but especially during the service for Hoshana Rabbah, the seventh day).  It is a song of salvation, of thanksgiving for harvest, and the deep desire for rain, the hope of earning Godâs blessing.  Itâs one of the oldest and most important prayers written when Judaism was largely an agricultural community, rightfully obsessed with the need for rain.  The leafy branch she beats against the blackboard at 1:43 is an aravah branch from the lulav, which is an actual religious ritual that many Jews still observe, albeit on the floor of the synagogue, not in a classroom.  That act of bending over and beating the aravah is alluded to in the choreography of the schoolgirls in several places, including 3:01. Â
When all the girls draw marks on the board at 3:23, theyâre drawing the rain, the healing source, the life-giving source, which the video animates to depict a storm, complete with sound effects. Â But itâs drawn on a green chalkboard and that color is also important: Â donât those dancing marks equally resemble grass growing, springing to life after the rain?
The arc of the video also mimics the shape of a holiday prayer service, from a simple beginning where most are sitting down and following one person chanting, to communal song, when all voices rise up together in melody and action (Sukkot services in particular are full of organized movement, learned choreography) to pierce through to the glory of Heaven and obtain the blessing of rain. Â In order to receive the falling rain, we move our own bodies around and around. Â Stagnation is drought. Â Staying still is empty prayer. Â Â
This song is deeply religious artwork, reimagining and reinvigorating old traditions for 21st-century presentation. Â Â And itâs equally important that Victoria Hanna is reclaiming a prayer written by and for men, asserting her right to create art and perform prayer in a cultural space that historically excludes her.
Stay tuned for another post on the subtle transgressive feminism happening in the imagery and the clothing.
The letter ע (Ayin- eye) shown on a girlâs forehead, the blackboard, and the singer winking all elude to a constant theme of eyes and watching. Within Charedi Judaism girls are told to dress as plainly as possible to avoid the gaze of not just men, but the Ayin Hara (Evil Eye) as well. Girls are told not to wear flashy colours, flashy hairstyles, speak too loudly, lest the Ayin Hara be tempted to cause harm. I would also suggest that the ע on the forehead is also a reference to the letter branded on Cainâs forehead- symbolizing the ostracization women and girls face if they step out of line.
She is also emphasizing the âhardâ pronunciation of ע, which is absent from Ashkenazi communities but is retained in some Mizrachi communities. In the beginning of the music video she is also demonstrating the range of Hebrew letter vocalizations and vowels, which includes other Mizrachi pronunciations. She is teaching not just Hebrew to the class, but her culture as well.
The honey dripping on the books with Aleph-Bet (Hebrew Alphabet) on them is a reference to an old tradition of when a child (read: boy) first begins his education, he is welcomed by honey being dripped onto the pages of his books to symbolize the sweetness of Torah. The honey being dripped onto the girlsâ books is symbolic of girls rebelling and learning Torah.
The girlsâ uniforms are also important- the style of uniform is typical of Charedi girls schools. As someone who went to Charedi girls schools for most of my life, these outfits bring back some bad memories. In fact, the way the girls are dressed is almost exactly the way I dressed for my school in Beit Shemesh, except my uniform shirt was blue, not pink. The fact that the girls are singing and harmonizing is also transgressive- in many communities, it is forbidden for a man to hear a woman sing.
christians: what could possibly be in that evil bookâŚ. what horrible spells does it hold within its pages⌠what black magic does it propagateâŚ.
the talmud: so if you send your kid off to Torah school but he has a really hard time with it, send him back home and go to school yourself instead so that once youâve learned Torah you can go and teach your entire family. in fact, once some rabbi went out to go to Torah school and do just this, and on his way he came through this town and he asked if he could stay in the synagogue for the night. and of course the rabbi said yes but weird enough no one was in the streets and something was kind of off about the whole place. so our hero went into the synagogue only to find a seven headed demon just hanging out in the library!! our hero is terrified and prays super hard and because of this the demon is vanquished. he goes back to the rabbi and is like âdude wtfâ and the rabbi was like âlisten i know this is unorthodox but youâre well known for how good at praying you are and this demon has been terrorizing us for well over a month and we were desperate. we knew you wouldnât dieâ and the guy was like âi didnât know that!â who do you think is in the right? hm. tough question. anyway. what were we talking about again? oh right. what if you make your sukkah doorway 1/7 of a cubit too short. would that be fucked up or what
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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.
In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.
It happened in the days of Robert Baratheonâthe Robert Baratheon who reigned over a hundred and twenty-seven provinces of Westeros from the Iron Islands even unto Dorne.
In those days, when King Robert, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, occupied the Iron Throne in the imperial city Kingâs Landing, in the third year of his reign, he gave a banquet for all his councilors and courtiers â the elite of the Seven Kingdoms, the great Houses and the bannermen of the provinces in his service. For no fewer than a hundred and eighty days he displayed the vast riches of his realm and the splendid glory of his majesty.
At the end of this period, the king gave a banquet for seven days in the Great Hall of the Red Keep for all the people who lived in Kingâs Landing, the imperial city, lords and smallfolk alike.
There were tapestries of crowned black stags on golden silks, fastened by cords of fine linen and worsted wool to golden rods and red marble columns; and there were couches of gold and silver on a terrace laid with porphyry, alabaster, mother-of-pearl, and mosaics of dragons. As befits a king, wine was served in abundance â Arbor gold, Dornish reds, even vintages from the Jade Sea â filling golden goblets carved with the sigils of the Seven Kingdoms. And the rule for the drinking was, âNo limits!â For the king had given orders to all the keep stewards to comply with every manâs pleasures.
In addition, Queen Cersei gave a banquet for women, in the Queenâs Ballroom of the royal keep of King Robert.
On the seventh day, when the king was merry with wine, he ordered Ser Barristan Selmy, Ser Arys Oakheart, Ser Boros Blount, Ser Jaime Lannister, Ser Mandon Moore, Ser Merywn Trant, and Ser Preston Greenfields, the seven eunuch Kingsguard in attendance on King Robert, to bring Queen Cersei before the king wearing only the royal diadem, to display her beauty to the smallfolk and the lords; for she was of comely appearance. But Queen Cersei refused to come at the kingâs command as conveyed by the Kingsguard. The king was greatly incensed, and his fury burned within him.
Then the king consulted his learned councilors, for it was the royal practice to turn to those who were versed in law and precedent. His closest advisers were Lord Jon Arryn, Lord Roose Bolton, Lord Mace Tyrell, Lord Oberyn Martell, Sir Barristan Selmy of the Kingsguard, Grand Maester Pycelle, and Varys, master of whisperers: the Small Council of the Seven Kingdoms who had access to the royal presence and occupied the first place in the kingdom.
âWhat,â he asked, âshall be done, according to law, to Queen Cersei for failing to obey the command of King Robert as conveyed by the Kingsguard?â
Thereupon Varys declared in the presence of the king and the Small Council: âQueen Cersei has committed an offense not only against Your Majesty but also against all the lords and against all the peoples in all the provinces of Westeros. For the queenâs behavior will make all wives despise their husbands, saying âKing Robert ordered Queen Cersei to be brought before him, but she would not come!â This very day the ladies of the Seven Kingdoms, who have heard of the queenâs behavior, will cite it to all Your Majestyâs vassals, and there will be no end of contempt and provocation!
âIf it please Your Majesty, let a royal edict be issued by you, and let it be written into the laws of the Seven Kingdoms, so that it cannot be repealed, that Cersei shall never again enter the presence of King Robert. And let Your Majesty bestow her royal title upon another who is more worthy than she. Then will the judgment executed by Your Majesty resound throughout your realm, vast though it is; and all wives will treat their husbands with respect, lords and smallfolk alike.â
The proposal was approved by the king and the Small Council, and the king did as Varys proposed. Ravens were sent to all the provinces of Westeros, to every great House and to every bannerman of every lord, affirming that every man should dominate in his home with his own words.
to be continued...
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