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Also it helps that I have read the Book of Esther at least 50 times (x2 year, baby!) and the standard rabbinic commentary just as often.
And in fact I consulted about 6 translations to modify the text: an actual interpretive project.
The Bible:
In the fortress Shushan lived a Jew by the name of Mordecai, son of Jair son of Shimei son of Kish, a Benjaminite.
[Kish] had been exiled from Jerusalem in the group that was carried into exile along with King Jeconiah of Judah, who had been driven into exile by King Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon.
He was foster father to Hadassah—that is, Esther—his uncle’s daughter, for she had neither father nor mother. The maiden was shapely and beautiful; and when her father and mother died, Mordecai adopted her as his own daughter
Me:
In King’s Landing, the imperial city, lived a Northerner by the name of Jon Snow, son of Lyanna daughter of Rickard son of Edwyle, of House Stark.
(The Starks had been dispersed from Winterfell among the Northerners who were carried into exile along with King Torrhen of the North, who had been driven into exile by Aegon the Conqueror of House Targaryen.)
Snow was foster father to Sansa—that is, Alayne—his uncle’s daughter, for she had neither father nor mother. The maiden was of comely form and of comely appearance; and when her father and mother died, Jon Snow adopted her as his own daughter.
It's CTL-G find/replace but with a VISION. You need experience to pull it off. It's not training wheels work.
My least popular fic that I am most proud of is The Book of Alayne, the Game of Thrones/Book of Esther mash-up that nobody asked for.
It is both literary analysis and Bible commentary: a joke about Robert Baratheon being very similar to Ahasuerus (drunk, coarse, foolish misogynist) but also a way into visualizing the story of Purim through modern pop culture examples.
The audience for that on AO3 in the 2020s is about 3 people -- if I had had this idea in 2011 and put it on Jewish Facebook I'd have gone viral for sure -- but I don't care. It took a lot of work to do, craft and insight both. I love it even if only @zingiberofficinale joins me in that :)

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one argument you often see about fanfiction is that it's like 'training wheels' writing? like 'oh it's fine to do that while you're still learning, it's easier than coming up with your own ideas'. and I have to say I have just never agreed with that.
in my experience it's actually pretty common for newbie fanfiction writers to gravitate towards coming up with OCs rather than writing about the canon characters (hence the infamous Mary Sue); this suggests that many people find that 'easier' than attempting to write about pre-existing characters.
I would say that recreating the characterisation, mood and general vibes of an existing work of fiction is in fact a skill in and of itself that's acquired via practice. A common compliment delivered to fanfiction writers is how well they have captured the spirit of the original work. Inexperienced fanfiction writers fail to do this.
When creating an original character you can, ultimately, say anything about them and now it's canon bcos you created them and you said so. conversely, well, if you are covering a well known song and start playing the wrong notes people will notice immediately.
In addition: a lot of fanfiction, IMO, is in actuality a form of metafictional literary analysis. a story where two characters sit down and talk about their feelings about a canonical event? literary analysis, which is of course a skill. Sometimes fanfiction is bad bcos the writer is not good at interpreting texts.
finally I have made this point before but you never really see anyone suggesting that fictional works based on existing public domain texts are on 'easy mode'. is it 'easier' to write something based on a copyrighted work than a public domain work? Of course it isn't.
I know I said 'finally' but I forgot a point:
A major strength of the transformative work is its ability to create dramatic irony. If a fanfiction's emotional resonance is dependent on being familiar with the source material that's not necessarily a bad thing. sometimes it's a sign that the author has done a really skillful job of engaging with said source material.
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obviously I've had the Green brothers on my mind today. Very weird to realize the Nerdfighter stuff is almost 20 years old. Time flies
I'm not saying anything you all haven't heard but I think of how John Green has poured his activist efforts and his money into addressing pre-natal and maternal health care in Sierra Leone, making exponential positive changes in women's health.
And then I think of Rowling pouring her money into gleeful, malevolent persecution of trans women.
And then I think about which of them should be considered the "real" feminist.
Pretty bummed about Nicholas Hoult joining the cast of the new HP show. I never stanned but I very much enjoyed looking at him and now that's ruined.
At this point one has to assume the actors either don't care about or actively agree with virulent transphobia. And that fits with the British liberal status quo, so.

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I don’t consider myself a picky eater, but I feel like restaurants’ salad sections never have exactly the combinations of ingredients I want. There will always be something that seems egregiously jarring with the other food items or something that makes me want to mix and match, like:
Spinach Salad: Spinach, manchego cheese, apples, walnuts, citrus vinaigrette, shaved rhinoceros horn.
Strawberry Fields: Mixed greens, feta, strawberries, pistachios, earwax vinaigrette.
Southwest Salad: Shredded iceberg lettuce, home-grown tomatoes, cucumbers, Monterrey Jack cheese, 6 live rounds of ammunition, chipotle ranch dressing, blue corn tortilla chips. (Also available vegan!)
Aunt Sheila’s Crazy Caesar: Baby gem lettuce, croutons, shaved Parmesan, homemade Caesar dressing, hunks of fiberglass insulation.
And then you feel embarrassingly high maintenance for being like, “Uhhh… hey, can I get the Strawberry Fields but sub in the citrus dressing instead of the earwax vinaigrette? Nope, no allergies, I just.. yes, some earwax cross-contamination is fine. No dietary restrictions either, I’m just a bad person.”
I really wanted to listen to the London Review of Books podcast ep where Patricia Lockwood discusses Wuthering Heights, but the ENTIRE podcast is subscribers only at $6/month.
Tricia, I hope they offer you great benefits with all that podcast cash.
Recently I had an opportunity to check in on the state of American Catholicism. The occasion was a tradcath wedding...
‘I wonder if someone in this situation has been trapped,’ I mused to my husband, Jason, in the hotel room, pulling a floor-length dress over my head. The wedding invitation had urged us to wear modest clothing because the Eucharist would be present. It was for the Eucharist, then, that I was wrestling a thick anti-intercourse pair of tights up towards my waist. ‘I had a lot of imagination and I entrapped you. You should be eternally grateful I didn’t give you a weird baby. In almost any other situation you would have ended up with a weird baby.’ ‘That’s true,’ he said, neatly tying his Pride trainers, which cause Midwestern women in elevators to first compliment him and then fall hideously silent. ‘What would you have preferred?’ He paused, but I already knew. ‘Mountain-top philosopher who invented a new kind of veganism where the bee told him the secret in the glade.’
No one but Patricia Lockwood on the TradCaths for me, thanks.
Solidarity with fellow women across ethnicities stays difficult, news at 11

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Look, I don't really want to get into AOC freezing her eggs discourse, but I'm grimly fascinated by the Amanda Marcotte article at Salon that makes a big thing about misogynist scolds but ignores race entirely. It is incredibly relevant here that she is a Latina.
White conservatives want white women to have more babies. But they absolutely do not want brown women to do so. That is the whole point of the Great Replacement Theory.
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