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So how is it that second-hand embarrassment is the single most powerful and weakening emotion one can feel from media?
Tragedy? Delicious.
A hard-earned happy ending? Wonderful.
A convoluted narrative? Keeps you glued.
Simple slice of life? It’s entertaining.
Second-hand embarrassment? Hang on, g, I gotta pause this for fifteen minutes, no, I cannot continue watching this right now, I am just not strong enough.
I think the public health community is very lucky John Green got obsessed with tuberculosis. He's had quite a journey.
hey can anyone link me to a summary of what's been happening with Hank Greek and AI? preferably by someone who doesn't think opening an LLM once causes immediate brain death
I don't follow the Green brothers but I think they've been a net positive on the world and I'm curious how this all shakes out
Ye knowe eek, that in forme of speche is chaunge With-inne a thousand yeer, and wordes tho That hadden prys, now wonder nyce and straunge Us thinketh hem; and yet they spake hem so, And spedde as wel in love as men now do.
chaucer, Troilus and Criseyde c. 1380
glossary: eek also and even tho at the time prys great value wonder a cause for astonishment nyce stupid spedde succeeded
You know the form of language, too, can change. Within a thousand years, even the words that were most precious then, seem strange and foolish to us; yet they spoke them so and did no worse in love than we now do.

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"this has been talked about extensively you're just 21" is a very relatable emotion and yet i still wanna find a way to have ignorant 21 yr olds in the public sphere. hard to have patience yeah but intergenerational community is important. good for me and good for them, to not get too siloed.
whenever i see someone lambast a piece of media for portraying a character getting away with bad behavior instead of getting narratively punished, i have to laugh because that’s literally the hays code. it’s not hays-code-esque or hays-code-coded, it’s just straight up the hays code.
Derailing a bit, but a character doesn't have to be narratively punished for the bad thing, because sometimes the point is that they get away with it scott-free, or even benefit from it.
The problem is when that's said, people think "Oh, characters can just do bad things no problem" and it's like not quite. You still have to put in a bit of effort to say it was a bad thing. Usually, that's bare minimum levels of effort by picking some tone-setting words (If it's meant to be evil, don't just say "he took a life," say "he murdered them") but some people don't even bother to do that.
That's what glorification often is; it's not leaving them unpunished, it's not even narratively rewarding them. It's a faliure to put in the bare minimum of letting analyzers know it's evil on purpose.
it’s actually fine not to treat your audiences like they are six year olds watching dora the explorer even if they act like they are
My favorite passage from The Thin Man (1934) by Dashiell Hammett:
Halsey Edge was a tall scrawny man of fifty-something with a pinched yellow face and no hair at all. He called himself "a ghoul by profession and inclination"--his only joke, if that is what it was--by which he meant he was an archæologist, and he was very proud of his collection of battle-axes. He was not so bad once you had resigned yourself to the fact that you were in for occasional catalogings of his armory--stone axes, copper axes, bronze axes, double-bladed axes, faceted axes, polygonal axes, scalloped axes, hammer axes, adze axes, Mesopotamian axes, Hungarian axes, Nordic axes, and all of them looking pretty moth-eaten. It was his wife we objected to. Her name was Leda, but he called her Tip. She was very small and her hair, eyes, and skin, though naturally of different shades, were all muddy. She seldom sat--she perched on things--and liked to cock her head a little to one side. Nora had a theory that once when Edge opened an antique grave, Tip ran out of it, and Margot Innes always spoke of her as the gnome, pronouncing all the letters. She once told me that she did not think any literature of twenty years ago would live, because it had no psychiatry in it. They lived in a pleasant old three-story house on the edge of Greenwich Village and their liquor was excellent.
It's that last line that gives this description its teeth, because it's so nearly a non sequitur. Petty and specific and funny. The paragraph wouldn't be out of place in a drawing room litfic novel but is a treat in a murder mystery, where none of these details matters at all.
Finished The Thin Man by Dashiell Hammett, excellent prose style, lots of women, nice twisty murder plot, and only a handful of slurs.
First person POV while never letting the reader know the detective protagonist's thoughts or suspicions is a great choice for mysteries that I'd like to see more of.

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Teapot with fossil decoration, Staffordshire, circa 1760–65.
is there anything so healing as talking shit about local politicians with your favorite radical friend
everyone rightfully complains about how the r word is back in vogue now but I think the people talking about how using ChatGPT makes you a small brained lazy degenerate are getting off way too easy
“hey don’t use eugenics language to describe a thing you don’t like”
“wow I can’t believe you’re defending the thing I don’t like”
today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon
loon :)
i painted my loon :)

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ok now i'm listening to the testament of ann lee soundtrack again and this shit ROCKS. truly offensive it wasn't oscar nominated.
trance music par excellence
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favorite color: Nothing specific but I generally prefer the deeper shades of red, green, purple, etc
favorite drink: mojitos, horchata
one thing you love about yourself: I am an excellent houseguest and a charming addition to your dinner party.
if you could be any animal, what would you be? It's boring to say housecat, but they really do have the ideal life.
dream place to visit: Prague, Mexico City, and the Rothko Chapel in Houston, Texas.
one thing you're looking forward to: Seeing my offline bestie soon, the OG Julia Quinn fan who helped me write i have been a fool for lesser things.
biggest dream: To feel at peace in my own skin. Working on it!
song that's permanently on repeat: New to the list this year was "Worship" from The Testament of Ann Lee soundtrack and no I was NOT doing well when it was constantly looping, 🙃
Otherwise it's probably "Cut To The Feeling" by Carly Rae Jepsen.
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