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Tumblr post: xyz is proof you're irredeemable

Me to my therapist in college way back when: It's awful to admit this but I... I experience xyz. It feels horrific and shameful and I don't know what to do

Said therapist: xyz is extremely common, and it means nothing about you as a person. But since it's making you miserable, here's how you can work on experiencing it less

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Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

Heya! Welcome to a new pinned post, my old one got a bit cluttered and it's time to clean it up.

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I'm Row - I'm a freelance artist who enjoys TTRPGs a lot. I've been playing with pretty much the same group for ~7 years at this point. DnD, Fantasy... I love doing art, I love writing stories, and being silly. Just a Bi lady doing her best, really.

I've been posting my art here for only about 4!! years now, but I love tumblr a lot. It's my prime haunt, and I'm on here often. I've been lurking a LOT longer but dnd was what really prompted me to take a swing at public art, and I'm eternally grateful I did.

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Come join me, hang, chat, and watch me do a mix of fanart and personal art. I'd love to meet you!

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All of my art (digital and physical) is made by me. No AI. I hate AI. I loathe it. My stickers are hand made by me: printed, laminated, and cut here in my house. I don't use any manufacturers for them. I print with a sick sublimation printer straight onto vinyl AND then laminate them to make them as high wear as possible. I use a sillouette cutting machine I got as a hand-me-down and its SO much better than cricut, do not buy them. I get my MTG tokens professionally printed, I work to stock and restock them in bulk orders from companies here in canada to try and minimize my shipping impacts, and hope to find a local printer to further reduce my carbon footprint

Cheers everyone, your continued support and tag-smashing has been a true delight these past few years. Heres to many more <3

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