Just a good Bais Yaakov girl

A lot of this could also apply to bar mitzvah celebrations in some communities, but that's another hot take.

but also. a wedding is supposed to be a time of simcha. it’s one of the biggest simchos there is! and as others have said, the gemara talks about literal tanna’im who came to dance at weddings! It’s a really special and holy thing. (we can also talk about the gemara that says that anyone who is משמח the couple is זוכה to the five kolos heard at har sinai, is like they brought a korban todah, is like they rebuilt part of yerushalayim)

also, yes there are over-the-top weddings, but if you go look, the takanah halls are full every night! there are lots of places where one can make a wedding that’s beautiful and also affordable! and many people do choose that option!

(I don't know if this blog is active after the previous controversy, and this might spike another one, but I'm trying to phrase this respectfully despite it being a hot take. I hope you are well.)

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

do not taste plants if you don't know what they are

do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet

hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro

I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...

In comments, they continue:

and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:

What if Grace made a lopsided crochet Rocky and cuddled it every night.

What if Rocky couldn’t stop making xenonite puppets of his alien friend.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

Here ya go