when the planet spins it sings

mangoball’s reinvention of modern satire will go unrecognized in history due to it being entirely fucking incomprehensible to anyone even remotely normal

deleted tumblr app then redownloaded immediately in a moment of weakness and accidentally logged in here. hi

if anyone wants scarian bullshit and me complaining at 5am then you can find me active over at @yaoipologist btw

if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out

did daylight savings just happen or did i lose an hour in the blink of a beautiful eye

okay it was daylight savings. whatever

this fucking duck saga........................ i hate seeming domesticated varieties of animals in the wild. baby you should be cozy in bed. im going crazy. going to take them home

sorry for losing it about domesticated feral ducks on my account in my defense i just had an awful day Hey why is it 3 am

I love birding so much. I found someone who knew the location of a bird species I’ve been after for 4 years and she sent me the exact coordinates (an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere) and I instantly found one. Nothing gives me more dopamine than someone saying ‘go to this location and you’ll find the beast you seek’ and it’s there

last night my partner held a somber little passover seder to show me what it’s about and when they got to the part where they were supposed to open the door for elijah they paused, frowned, and said “oh. huh. there is a clown.” and I looked out. and sure enough. there was a clown.

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.