Fuzzytheduck

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

the five stages of thursday

LOCK THE FUCK IN MUTUALS AND FOLLOWERS SPOCK CANNOT BE LOSING HERE

she’s only 23? she should be indoors using the computer

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

“Isnotreal” dude if I intentionally butchered the name of a different country because I didn’t like the people who lived there, you’d rightfully call me a racist and a xenophobe. “But they—“ they are human beings. Being a bigoted asshole can’t be justified.

I don't really care. Unlimited xenophobia on Israelis. Most of y'all only got there a generation ago and are otherwise literally European

the thing is when you aren't reliant on "this is women only so it's inherently safe and harmless" you are forced to actually think about the circumstances that allow people to do harm to each other and how to handle these situations effectively and compassionately. also you are forced to grapple with the existence of people—including women!—who have been harmed by women and do not feel comfortable in spaces which insist their safety comes from the absence of men or penises or male penises

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

QUICK TURN ON TUMBLR. ANY BLOG.

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?