I'll make time for yoooou

remember how fucking godawful the divergent series was

her edgy love interest was like "my name is Four because im only afraid of four things 😈"

wait that's 5. this dude cant fucking count

"fear of being shot" is so fucking funny to me doesnt everyone have that fear

I’m not scared of any of this stuff personally if I was in divergent they’d call me None

This is one of the best photographs of any subject in any style. This shot helps justify the existence of photography.

one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

congratulations to the only post i've ever had breach 100k notes without any real discourse or fighting, just a lot of people wearily going, oh, god, same

caked up sewer queen

Dude has been Blair witchin’ it for 2000 years

hi im a mosquito I just noticed you're a giant ape with extremely dextrous limbs and binocular vision that make you well-equipped to kill me. its very nice of you to have just batted me away instead of annihilating me with a powerful thunderclap, as you could easily do. my plan from here on out is probably to fly in a sort of loose semicircle right back towards you and to try injecting you with my venoms and stealing your blood and giving you diseases etc. ah fuck

feeling a bizarre, wistful sadness as I realize every one of the websites this image travelled through is now a subreddit where nobody has made a new post in 9 months

how am i meant to show my love when i peel an orange but need a shovel to give you a slice

ID: Screenshot of a tumblr reply by faustlighttheme that reads, "oh is this about death i thought it was about being bad at peeling oranges" End ID