Ricciardo is racing

LOOK. AT. MY. MAN. 🥵

The way I need that shirt it’s not even funny man.

Happy birthday my favorite munchkin with curls. My fav retired man. There’s never gonna be another one like you, boo. Never ♥️

I love Nick Woltemade so much it’s ridiculous because he’s SO bad at football omg

the definition of lied on the cv and now he has to somehow pull it together

That’s so true it’s insanely funny 😂

joe definitely gives your ass a squeeze when u hug him btw

picture it jay. he's leaning against the counter all big and warm and in a sexy compression shirt. you come up to him and lean up onto your tiptoes to hug him around his neck, his arms come around your waist. you start yapping to him about something - drama at work, some dumb tiktok or reel you saw, whatever, and he's listening... while also letting his hands drift further and further south until whoopsie they've landed square on your ass. he gives each cheek a good squeeze, if it's firm or soft he doesn't care, as long as it's ass. he LOVES when you wear those jeans, but he also loves you in leggings, skirts, shorts, dresses (ESPECIALLY SUNDRESSES), whatever, he just wants his hands on you

him pretending to listen while his hands are doing reconnaissance 😭 the audacity. the multitasking. the WHOOPSIE💕💕💕

EXACLTY MISS DAISY WELCOME TO THE JOE BURROW ASS MAN DISCOURSE 😭 and he doesn't even try and deny it too!! he'll just shrug when you call him out and just be like it's a good ass and he's so handsy you can't help but giggle at his big warm hands literally massaging your ass while every conceivable thought just evaporates from your brain 😭 if he's feeling SUPER frisky he'll be like 'what were you saying, baby?' and he'll raise those smug little eyebrows to try and get you to continue talking, you get all shy and you might stammer a bit and he just continues looking at you while you try and formulate one coherent sentence while he's rubbing circles on your ass, if you manage to string a few words together he kisses your neck or your throat or your cheek or your jaw whichever's closest and just say 'good girl, you like my hands on you, huh?' in that low gravelly voice of his and he'll get all southern and louisiana and let the vowels lengthen RAHHHJSDFJSDFHSJFSHJHJHJH @xoxonobodyhome i need him so fucking BAD

You know what? Yes

HI ALEX I MISS YOU

Miss u too babes! Text me any day! ♥️♥️ Especially if it includes this kind of stuff because Joe and sundresses is a big yes ma’am 😌