SUPER MODERN ULTRAMAFIC GIRL

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

i thought we were all joking about still giving a fuck about marvel movies. i’m genuinely baffled at how many people i’m seeing talking about the new spider-man movie like it’s actually something worth talking about. please say sike guys.

“It’s actually really good!!!” okay but it’s not though. it’s not and i’m so sorry but there’s nothing you can do to convince me otherwise. I do not respect marvel. i do not respect the modern superhero film genre. i do not respect “filmmaking” that relies on two decades of inbred scriptwriting and trite, self-referential plotlines and joss whedon humour and israeli money. i do not think anything that company makes—no matter how good the soundtrack or the acting or how quirk chungus relatable tom holland is on his wired autocomplete interview—is fundamentally worth my time or money and if you think it’s worth yours then go ahead and waste both i guess.

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren't insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i'm writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it's sort of a chaotic found family story and it's like really wholesome but feral AF and there's a lot of queer representation

Posts like this are why I'm beginning to lose faith in this hellsite. Ever since it's been overrun by irony bro "leftist" chuds from the twitter exodus especially -- honestly just say you hate queer and ND kiddos and move on with your life, no need to be this elaborate about it.

struck a nerve

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense