i thought we were all joking about still giving a fuck about marvel movies. i’m genuinely baffled at how many people i’m seeing talking about the new spider-man movie like it’s actually something worth talking about. please say sike guys.
“It’s actually really good!!!” okay but it’s not though. it’s not and i’m so sorry but there’s nothing you can do to convince me otherwise. I do not respect marvel. i do not respect the modern superhero film genre. i do not respect “filmmaking” that relies on two decades of inbred scriptwriting and trite, self-referential plotlines and joss whedon humour and israeli money. i do not think anything that company makes—no matter how good the soundtrack or the acting or how quirk chungus relatable tom holland is on his wired autocomplete interview—is fundamentally worth my time or money and if you think it’s worth yours then go ahead and waste both i guess.
