call me garfield the way i lez on yah

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

time spent loving will never be time wasted. even if that love ends. i have to believe this or i will go crazy. signed by. girl