@harbingeroftitans

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

"it has an LCD and an app!" that will be so fun in 7 years when everything still works except the dead screen and the abandoned software.

@harbingeroftitans

I have been looking for this post for YEARS.

In Nebraska it’s illegal to talk about the ocean

i showed this to my dad and he said “nebraskans should stay in nebraska because the culture shock of talking to people who know what the ocean is would kill them instantly” and im not over it

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

fluffye

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

Out of curiosity, for those who have polls, what's the character limit on the text of a single option? Asking for a friend.

I pasted the entire Bee Movie script and it got reduced to "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to", so, looks like 80 characters.

Mr. Prokopetz, I, and I cannot stress this enough, do not like where this is going.

hi take everything I own

im begging you watch the whole thing

He even washed the rice!!! Why the fuck?!?!

im an astronomy student and im living in a class 8-9 im going to cry

I DIDMT MEAN TO PUT. SHART . I CANT EDIT IT NOW FUUCK

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?