Who let me title my blog "fricking meme potato"?

„I asked chat gpt“ well I went to ask tumblr and everyone was juggling for some reason

my favorite specific brand of tumblr posts are the ones about touching the stove

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

people who are obsessed with IQ would buckle if there was a number associated with how pleasant you are to interact with

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

this may be totally incomprehensible to post-9/11 country music listeners but there was a time country music was only about smoking weed and going to jail

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

okay google, how do i save a video to my phone forever