If Tachibana Hibiki Was An Aroace Guy

The U.S. Department of Health & Human Services released a 275-page report Monday blaming the increasing failure rate of American marriages on Clearwater, FL, 11-year-old Tommy Breyer.

According to the study, in addition to being the cause of his own parents’ 1995 divorce, Breyer is also to blame for the breakup of more than 1.2 million couples each year.

“Because Tommy was not loving enough, or perhaps because he was not good enough,” the report stated, “American marriages are now failing at an unprecedented rate.”

a bird came down the walk (1891) - emily dickinson

The statute of limitations on arson is 6 years.

So whenever I remember an embarrassing or shameful thing I’ve done, I ask myself if it was worse than arson. If it wasn’t, and it was 6 or more years ago, I forgive myself.