If Tachibana Hibiki Was An Aroace Guy

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

What

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

you know the generations cooked when we’re talking abt sheep wool and that turns into stockpiling sheep piss 🥀

you haven't truly lived until this post is the first thing you see when you wake up i had to leave and come back 10 minutes later

Immediate first thought, triceratops. If I could get one of those that’s like permanently the size of a cat or small dog I’m set

we need legislation banning games >100GB

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

what do you mean the wayneradiotv spamton stream is now retroactively lore relevant now

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

World Heritage Post

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

you people aren't CASTING