Well, Now I'm Not Doing It.

After this weeks lunch explosion I’d like to get a proper lunch box because I’ve just been chucking my lunch items into a baggu and hoping for the best which has worked great up until now.

Compounding work issues, many of which could have been avoided if my department had leaders that would focus on setting forth any type of strategy or would attempt any of our processes plus vendor PMs who don’t know what basic industry standard artifacts are needing me to coach them on how to do their jobs. I’m sorry I shouldn’t have to give you a RAIDS template if you’re an alleged senior PM.

On Wednesday my lunch exploded in my bag on my commute and we had no paper towels in our kitchen (?!?!) so I had to bring both my backpack and my lunch into the bathroom to attempt to clean it up. Because of the alarmingly strong storms, I got stuck on the blue line for an extra hour wearing clothes that looked like I had jumped into a swimming pool as both my rain coat and my umbrella failed me immediately.

Somewhere in there I either have a cold or some allergy stuff going on and the wildly fluctuating pressure has triggered a dull headache that in on day 3 of.

And of course, the cherry on top is that our air conditioning was broken this morning (very thankful it wasn’t hotter!) and it only took $1600 to fix.

1. I’m glad we’re aligned that someone should do something

2. Let’s define urgent, because right now it seems to mean “I just remembered this today”

3. I appreciate this creative approach to not answering the question

4. I’m going to need the decision maker to emerge from wherever they’re hiding

Because you don’t…”undergo” sleep loss or memory loss and because I highly doubt this man is a doctor.

So we have now started using “undergoing” in completely incorrect contexts.