Well, Now I'm Not Doing It.

1. Somewhere between 40 - 99% done, but no one actually knows because no one bothered to write a plan or any milestones and the stakeholders keep adding new features

2. Been in production for like…3 years but the stakeholders are using a maintenance contract to develop new features and don’t seem to be thinking about maintenance in the future when this agreement lapses in January.

3. Has all the project documents only in MS project format, which hasn’t been a tool my enemies at Microsoft have supported since last year so I can’t read any of the documentation because no one can go back into project and export the data because the program doesn’t exist anymore.

4. Only has as much attention on it as it does because my boss didn’t pay enough attention to it and thus caused the commissioner to go to our commissioner to complain about us.

After this weeks lunch explosion I’d like to get a proper lunch box because I’ve just been chucking my lunch items into a baggu and hoping for the best which has worked great up until now.