i‘m the one that you love & the one who loves you

Taking a break from watching Shane Hollander getting his ass eaten to look at tumblr to read posts about Shane Hollander getting his ass eaten. As God intended.

got an email from a local aquatics store with a coupon for one free worm

Shane and Ilya playing mini-golf send POST

They typed "door bell" and their dog rushed in to take over the instructions.

Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

“ilya rozanov has the biggest bottom i’ve ever seen” this sentence could either be referring to his ass or shane hollander. you’d never know

PLEASE HIS LITTLE FACE 🥹

Same as that water sipping kitten