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littlespoonevan

canon divergence where instead of getting engaged how they do in tlg someone (Hayden probably) is like “hey since you’re both guys who do you think will be the one to propose” and they both laugh like the answer is obvious and say “me” at the exact same time. at this point they forget entirely they’re in company and whip around to face each other and Ilya is like “Shane, my love, obviously it will be me” and Shane is like “uhhh no??? it’ll be me?? I have a plan and everything” “well so do I!!!” (crucially, neither of them have a plan)

and thus it becomes like everything else in their lives: a competition. neither of them rush it because they want to do it right but they both want to propose before the other gets the chance and what ensues is multiple attempts to foil each other’s proposal plans and obviously it ends with them both proposing at the same time but then neither of them will accept the other’s proposal bc it means that person will forever get the glory of being the one who proposed and anyway it takes like 20 minutes of bickering for them to realise that, by virtue of them both asking, they’ve both effectively already said yes and are now technically engaged and well. why are they arguing when they could be having fiancé sex?????? ofc for the rest of their lives the question of “so who proposed to who??” never gets an accurate answer

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anonhunx

ok so Shane and Ilya wrestling that ends with Shane on top ehich means (Unspoken Hollonov Sex Code) that Ilya has to struggle to flip them as Shane rides him. But Shane's got a good grip around his body and is distracting him with Hole. "Don't be a sore loser Rozanov." he says, even as Ilya bucks and twists. Sometimes Ilya does manage this and then they FightFuck but this time Shane is going nowhere. it's one of their favorite dirty games

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defectivegembrain

Prev et al. (2025)

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melobluelights

I know everyone hates Hayden except for me, but Hayden referring to Shane as the twins' "older brother" instead of uncle is so fucking funny.

Like yeah I am a surrogate child to my married friends who have a car. They drive me places, get groceries for me, take me to doctor's appointments, etc. When they start having kids, I will say I was practice!

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anya-rozander

“What’s that for?” Shane says.

“To celebrate.”

“Celebrate what?”

“It’s our honeymoon.”

— Closer to where you are by @scacao-blog

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goodgirlcoded

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

shaneausten

ask not for whom the rivalry heats. it heats for thee...

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fursasaida

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

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radialarch

svetlana tiring of the way ilya gets shifty about jane like she hasn't clocked that it's hollander an entire year ago & deciding to conduct psychological warfare by showing up to his place in a metros #24 jersey

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isisisak

at one point harris does an insta post for the local animal shelter like "all of them think theyre lap dogs" and its several slides of like a great dane and several pitbulls and a giant mastiff sitting on ppl and the last pic is of ilya sitting on shanes lap during one of boods bbqs

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tarawitht

Why write the trip? Why give the Metros an excuse to ostracize Shane? Why not just have them be homophobic without Shane doing anything wrong on the ice? They could have accused him of throwing games with zero evidence, purely out of prejudice, and the story would have been so much sharper for it.

Instead, by having him actually trip against Ilya, the narrative gives the bigots plausible deniability. (And validates the league’s stance that gay players are compromised liability.)

It lets them mask their homophobia as outrage and questions of betrayal and integrity, transforming a story about systemic hate into a cheap misunderstanding. (And that’s why we have Shane and the narrative forgiving JJ. Because IT reads as a misunderstanding.)

If you take the trip away and let him play a flawless game, the Metros still turn on him solely for who he is. It sends a much harsher, more honest message: you can perform without a single flaw, and bigotry will still make them hate you. They didn't need a reason to turn on him, and giving them one just pulls the narrative's punches.

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misscromwellsmonocle

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

darnitjack

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

#good things

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ellisonwongparty

like not to be a doomer because shane and ilya literally do get married and shane is the one who proposes first (based).

but the fact that i will have to watch all of shane's greatest nightmares come true live on my roku in 2027 actually makes me sick to my stomach. can we save him. can shane and ilya kiss on center ice instead and everyone claps and is very nice to him.

ellisonwongparty

THEY THINK HE RIGGED IT. THEY THINK HE LOST ON PURPOSE. FOR ILYA. HOW COULD THEY DO THAT TO HIM. HE LOVED THEM AND HE NEVER WORKED HARDER AT ANYTHING IN HIS LIFE THAN BEING ON THAT TEAM AND THEY THOUGHT HE LOST ON PURPOSE. FOR ILYA.

LIKE IT'S SO CRUEL. IT'S LIKE. WORSE THAN THE WORST CASE SCENARIO. LIKE IDK ABOUT YOU GUYS BUT I AM NOT CHILL WITH WATCHING THAT HAPPEN TO A HUMAN BEING WHO CAN EMOTE ON TV. BE NIICE TO HIM!!!!!!!!

ellisonwongparty

happy season 2 (part one) filming day everybody....

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hellohollanov

7/23/26 - beyond the lake behind my cottage I hope to find a softer world where they understand what I had to do for love

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