i‘m the one that you love & the one who loves you

shane and rose at a lunch catch up and rose is complaining because she stopped taking birth control so now she has to use condoms all the time and shane says something like i’m so glad i can’t get pregnant because i love when ilya…and then promptly stops himself when he realizes what he was about to admit and rose is like you just told me so much about your sex life that i didn’t need to know, please keep going

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You

i love how everyone in this show is everyone else. aemond is quite literally daemon. daemon wants to be rhaenyra. rhaenyra wants to be daemon and is supposed to be viserys but shes actually rhaenys. aegon wants to be rhaenyra. jacerys is no one that he wants to be. rhaena wants to be baela. baela wants to be her father. alicent wants to be anyone but who she is and instead shes all of her children at once and thats why she cannot stand to look at them and thinks maybe if she saves helaena she can save herself

Once he accepts the reality of it Shane literally loves being in love— You can talk to me about anything. You can talk to me in Russian, I want to make you feel better. Come to my front door. Come to my cottage. Let me figure out a plan to keep you. We’ll figure something else out, okay?

shane during his first time getting his ass eaten and fucked in missionary and then rolled over and fucked in doggy and then having his guts rearranged and coming hands freeee.. !!!! looking all fucked out on those stairs holding ilyas jacket, teasing and smiling and getting praised "such a good trick" and getting a kiss!!! shanebug my baby it was too late for u

after they got married, shane and ilya decided they needed to do new things together. pick up some hobbies outside of hockey so they could actually spend time together away from the rink and forget about work. which was a great, in theory, except it turns out they literally cannot do any sport or anything that even slightly involves competition cus they turn absolutely everything into a battle. like they tried tennis and suddenly it’s the finals of wimbledon. they tried bowling and it’s life or death. they tried golf and ilya is accusing shane of cheating while shane is accusing ilya of distracting him on purpose. even painting they somehow turned into an argument about who piece would it be more expensive. things got so bad that most places have actually banned them by now. they have a reputation around ottawa. and new places get warnings about them before they even walk in. but they’re having way more fun trying all these new things than they ever would have just picking one and sticking to it. in the end the whole point was spending time together and they’re doing in their own way

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

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