i‘m the one that you love & the one who loves you

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

also all of the Hollander pasta snakes want nothing more than to climb on Ilya, who is so tall and warm and squishy. He considers that perhaps the only thing worse than a giant snake that hates you is a giant snake that likes you

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms

ah lads not the stagnation i've been tricked again

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

I love this website so much

#myilya is going to be soooooo disgusted and disturbed when he learns that shane and hayden are funny and have inside jokes too. he won't be able to handle it. they'll start doing that transatlantic accent bit and he'll just explode from shock and jealousy.

is it any surprise that ilya latent suicidal tendencies rozanov was a club rat in the early 2010s when every single song was a variation of Tonight Is Literally The Only Night Worth Being Alive We Are All Killing Ourselves Tomorrow

shane and rose at a lunch catch up and rose is complaining because she stopped taking birth control so now she has to use condoms all the time and shane says something like i’m so glad i can’t get pregnant because i love when ilya…and then promptly stops himself when he realizes what he was about to admit and rose is like you just told me so much about your sex life that i didn’t need to know, please keep going