i‘m the one that you love & the one who loves you

Welt hat Montag zu :(

FUCK you can tell shanes waiting for ilya to touch him after that just by him trying to hide his smile UGHHH

i just wish fandom wasn’t treated like a fucking zoo exhibit man like it’s fun and silly and self deprecating when people within fandom spaces talk to their friends about fujoing out or playing with dolls or whatever. it’s just patronising when it’s done by mainstream media

‘this fandom is insane. look what insane shit they did that only 5 people would’ve ever known about if i hadn’t made my video lmao. get em boys’

hollanov baby

at the club, ilya buys out the entire dj set to only play 2010s club anthems all night long. he wants to give shane the ultimate 2010s clubbing experience he never had, but also make up for all those nights ilya had to spend dancing and making out with strangers and not the one person he wanted. but now he gets to do all this with his husband! who is delightfully hard for him by the way, because shane finds sleazy club slut ilya absolutely irresistible. ilya is gripping his hips, grinding against him, licking his neck and whispering the dirtiest filth into his ear, and shane gets dizzying butterflies he imagines all those girls got back then. and he isn’t even retroactively jealous, because now his ring is on ilya’s finger, and oh god, he gets to be taken home by ilya rozanov! he gets to have all his attention now and get railed stupid by him later!! in their shared home!!! shane is living his dream life, and ilya is right there with him.

It's a fucking tour de force of debauchery. And this, too, is lovemaking.

Shane Pawllander is a chocolate lab puppy who keeps sitting in front of the camera and demonstrating that it knows how to wave.

yes my core belief is that the hollanders are a very genuinely warm and loving family who, like many loving families, also happen to have a lot of issues. and I think the biggest one is that your mom should not be your manager becuase it blurs professional and familial obligations/roles in really confusing ways. yuna clearly wants the best for shane…. AND she clearly has a very fixed idea of what “the best” for shane… AND it is obvious that being shane’s manager powerfully fulfills her own ambitions in ways that cloud her ability to see what shane might consider best for himself. I think she is extremely competent and extremely self-assured and extremely prone to steamrolling shane when she thinks she knows what he needs. and I think david sort of gently intervenes on occasion (see: him being like a swedish princess? really?) but he is so non-confrontational and so ready to be steamrolled by yuna himself that he can be a source of support for shane in the family but probably not a very powerful or vocal advocate for shane’s interests. I know RR wants ilya to be immediately adopted and re-parented by the hollanders but I actually think they probably have a lot of friction at first, and perhaps even more friction when the boys come out and yuna starts trying to brand them as LGBTQ poster boys which shane is sooooo deeply uncomfortable with like he is not scott hunter the last thing on earth he wants to do is stand up and make a big speech as a gay player about the importance of gay rights in hockey. that’s why I think one of the recurring shane/ilya fights is them fighting because shane keeps letting yuna book him for things or put him in situations where he feels profoundly uncomfortable and ilya hateeees seeing him miserably go along with things.

HUDSON WILLIAMS?

yuna and baby shane 🐞

we all live such different lives