i‘m the one that you love & the one who loves you

sometimes ill be watching hard launch and it will just really hit me that theres other people in the room watching whatever the hell theyre doing

happy day after ilyas birthday to shane hollander, hope your hole is okay king

"Is that your dick bulge?" No ma'am that's cigarettes. Move along you don't want me.

it dawned on me earlier when i was explaining dodge vipers to a friend who doesn't know cars how fucking insane they were

no airbags is fucking insane; please tell me it at least has seatbelts

it did have seatbelts! it did not have external door handles though lol

we Do Not talk enough about the 'i wish you were here right now' 'i wish i was too' at the end of the phonecall scene in ep 5. like???????? the sheer earnestness of it????????? it's maybe not an 'i love you' but it's a confession in its own right. it's shane saying 'i want you here with me so i can hold you and take care of you and carry some of the weight for you' and how WONDERFUL must that feel to ilya - who has just poured his entire heart out, who is feeling so scraped raw - to hear that even when shane doesn't know what he said?????? and he's So affected by it. so affected that he can't even make himself answer in english. like even at that, his voice still breaks when he replies in russian. and whether shane thinks he's just translating the phrase as asked or not i think he still understands what ilya is saying. and when you think about it, it's the first time they both admit to wanting each other at the same time. ilya refuses to respond to shane's confession of feelings in tampa and shane can't respond to ilya's confession on the phone but this bit. this is the thing they can both say. 'i wish you were here right now' 'i wish i was too' it's so romantic i might die

no one ever asked ilya if he let shane win…………

babe i don't care that he is morally unjust or unforgivably problematic. babe have u considered that he's unapologetically hot while he's doing incredible harm

Made the mistake of buying a bag of spinach as a person who lives alone so now every single meal I eat for the next 2 weeks is gonna about this damn spinach. We are on 24/7 spinach lockdown. Last time this happened, I made 3 salads and a spinach curry and spinach pasta and STILL half the bag turned to green rot in the fridge. My conception of "what meals require spinach" is rapidly expanding into "what meals COULD conceivably include spinach." I am considering recipes never before seen outside the realms of vegan mommy blogs. By day 10 I anticipate I will probably just do a Land Before Time and take the rest of that shit raw

one time in college i was in a creative writing class and this guy was holding up the critique with what i can only describe as like cinemasins dinging another student's writing. and at some point the professor said "the plot is the fork and the prose is the meal. you are critiquing the taste of the fork"

played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

no one is feeding her but every time she gets hungry she simply produces a carton of milk out of the ether and drinks it

OP— do ctrl+shift+C and type “testingcheats true” and then “cas.fulleditmode” into the bar, then go into CAS and change one of the sims to be able to get pregnant. mpreg is possible ALWAYS

I'm sorry, this was dune mpreg the whole time and you never thought to mention? Iconic.

it wasn’t relevant to my journey