46/queer/cis woman/poly/Portland, Oregon/walks or rides a bicycle pretty much everywhere/yes those are my legs in my icon
More about me and my blog at the link below or /about
I read and write at AO3 as fangirl_on_a_bicycle
Twitter is @on_bicycle
Background image (on desktop) from She-Ra (2018)
Welcome to My Pinned Post, which is edited as needed.
My current hyperfixation, as of early 2024: the 2018 Netflix reboot of She-Ra (aka #spop)
My queue posts fifteen times a day and varies a great deal in length, just a heads-up
My "about" page is here
My sideblog for religious stuff is @aprilsjesusblogging
The tag for my fic writing is #april writes
My ao3 account is here
You can read all the posts where I live-blogged rewatching all of She-Ra a year ago starting with the first episode here (if you're on mobile that link won't really work but you can read them starting from the end here)
And if you want to see me re-re watch random episodes (or just...specific scenes) after doing weed, I keep reblogging this post in order to do that, so uhhh look in the notes? Personally I think those posts are funny as hell sometimes
I've started watching it in the Spain-Spanish dub to help me learn Spanish, and my posts about that are tagged #hola adora
And you can see progress on my Catra cosplay (and photos of the whole thing once itâs done)Â here
If you screenshot one of my tumblr posts to put it anywhere else, please mark out my username
I really do not want to change my tumblr name because I've had it since 2012, but also I do not need people I know IRL finding my tumblr, yes I know it's my own fault for having a name/icon/account that is painfully obviously me, but like, c'mon
That said, I know I have a few posts that have gone semi-viral and/or have tens of thousands of notes, and I talk more about them in the readmore:
If you got to my blog via my post about rayon: it's just a minor hyperfixation of mine, I rarely blog about that kind of thing. I'm actually not real fussed about "sustainable fashion," I own plenty of polyester and WAY too many clothes--but I do try to take good care of those clothes and make them last. I just get pissed off when people try to pass off "bamboo" or "eucalyptus" as anything other than rayon. (I like rayon. I shouldn't have to use fifty search terms to find soft socks.)
"Why is your queer love post not rebloggable" hahhhhhh well. Browse the notes sometime. But also I explain a bit more here.
Landlord discourse: Hi, I'm not an expert on affordable housing or anything, I just know that The Rent is Too Damn High, and housing is a human right. I got pissed off, I ranted, it blew up.
"The first link on your boobs post leads to a super problematic website" yeah I didn't realize that until it was too late and there's jack shit I can do about it now, sorry. Also, stop tagging official-boob-posts, they already reblogged it.
If you found my blog via a screenshot of a post about no-fault divorce or that bonsai apple: where the fuck are people still finding those lolol
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I've seen some posts trying to make fun of former gifted kids by comparing them to former student athletes who insist that they could have gone pro if not for a specific injury, and those posts always backfire, because my reaction to them is "You're right, we should treat former student athletes with more compassion than we currently do"
I went from being very physically active to getting the "your body doesn't make energy properly anymore" disability so I can completely understand the grief that comes with circumstances outside your control destroying parts of you you were once proud of and locking you out of the life you could have had. It's not a good feeling.
... was that not the whole point of that comparison? Are we supposed to dislike the kids who were pushed into overworking and permanently damaging their bodies at a young age by people who should know better but value second hand glory over the health of kids?
unfortunately yes. there's a sort of image of them s has-beens who can't get over the fact that they were never as good as they thought they were, and a sense that its annoying as hell that they won't shut up about it.
Like this post says, its not a very compassionate outlook
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crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.
im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
When you manage a fabric store in a midwest town, you see this played out in real time. Young women coming in during that first year of marriage - when their husbands go to dental college - pert, bubbling with creative plans. Then, four years on, you help them shift to the reality of balancing budget with creativity - and they learn the value of that inexpensive flatfold table that they used to badmouth - to make that 2nd & 3rd baby their own quilts. And they're exhausted. And they're scared. And they are 1000 miles away from family.
And you have your staff play with their kids while you hold them in the tiny restroom as they come completely undone because they just found out that their golden boy husband is having an affair with the someone he's been doing residency with for the past three years.
He confessed that he'd rather be with the other woman but she's of a different faith and it's more important to have kids than to be happy. And no. No he will not grant her a divorce. And he will not stop seeing the other woman - because he's a man. It's his right.
TRUE story.
Also - She was NOT THE ONLY ONE to fall to pieces in our store for similar reasons.
I loath the ideology of "tradwives". It is a false doctrine preach by Patriarchy not a divine being.
This is 100% what happened to the host mom I've been au-pairing for. And to many other moms my friends have been au-pairing for.
Married out of college, 4 kids, he spent 15 years building up his career while she took care of the house and the kids. When he was earning $600k a year suddenly he started to pull away - she wasn't as pretty anymore, the kids were loud, the house was a mess... She wasn't good enough anymore. He got himself a flat. He got her me and my precedessors to help with the kids. No, they can't divorce, that would make him pay her money for the kids and he didn't like that. Every once in a while a bill would be unpaid. My weekly checks would bounce. We lived in a $1,5mil house around DC and our gas or water was turned off more than once.
Somehow he was always out of money.
By accident she learned from a friend of a friend that he was actually seeing a young lady lawyer for a few years now. It wasn't her, it wasn't lost interest. He was just a piece of shit.
Thankfully, she had family that took no shit and they stood behind her and borrowed her money for lawyers to force the divorce now that she had proof of him cheating. She's spent tens of thousands to get there while he was resisting every step of the way - because without divorce he wouldn't have to pay her alimony, he could just throw scraps whenever he wanted and still pretend to be a good dad.
She's spent tens of thousands and two years to free herself from this man, and when she could finally go to work (thank fuck she finished college) she was earning $25k a year.
She only managed to get away with the support of her parents and family. Through the au-pair grapevine I've known other families like that. Too many. Lady down the street tried to commit suicide when same happened to her - she was from Taiwan and had no support to get free. And people around scorned her for being "dramatic" - women who held on to their places with their fingertips talked shit about her, because their own husbands would never...! Right?
This? This is the kind of shit that first wave feminists and suffragettes were fighting against. Hell, even into second-wave feminism.
This? Is why conservatives want to take away no-fault divorce--because if some dude says no to a divorce and you don't have any (IRON-TIGHT) evidence of cheating? Then you're stuck in that situation and he doesn't have to pay a drop toward you and your kids. He can go get a flat, fuck his mistress, and you will starve with your kids until you can get some kind of proof of him cheating and a judge who likes you.
Now imagine all of this horror movie shit, AND you can't open a bank account without this piece of shit opening it with you. That was what women dealt with until about the 70s when we were finally allowed to open bank accounts with a man's signature.
That is what conservatives and fundies want to take you back to. When this shit was just the fucking norm.
There are old white guys still alive who remember who damn nice it was when a woman couldn't open a bank account without a man's signature and his dad could go live a double life with a mistress with zero repercussions and oh how they slather and drool for those times. And how they have waxed poetic about these halcyon days to their desperate daddy-issues sons now eager to please and without the social skills or emotional maturity to understand the fucked up nature of it all.
I'm willing to bet there's like 2 or 3 Tradhusbands(tm) out there for every Tradwife you see, they just haven't found someone they can sink their claws into. Which should maybe terrify you. This Tradwife(tm) movement should really be considered a canary in the coal mine.
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Tumblr needs a feature that's for when there aren't any new pictures of The Character so you go into Oldie But Goodie Mode where it shows you an assortment of posts you haven't seen in a while.
practice drawing the (early design) characters from my very first day on the team, just over two years ago in february 2017! its been an amazing, life-changing 2 years, and I owe noelle and the rest of this fantastic crew everything! I cant wait for you all to follow these characters that I fell in love with so quickly through their whole story â¤ď¸ â¤ď¸ â¤ď¸
I know I literally just put these in a post but I hadn't had these screenshots next to each other before and despite being from s2 and s4 it sounds like they're talking about the same event and I can't stop laughing
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How To Write Longer Fics: A Tumblr Post
AKA âthe guide to writing long fics that doesn't just assume you're a fucking idiotâÂ
The Problem: You, a writer of short fics, worry that you are Bad At Writing because you have yet to write anything over [insert-number-here] words in a single fic. This is exacerbated by much of fandom (general) also assuming this to be true even though they donât fucking know either way.Â
The Solution Offered Herein: I will assume that you know How To Write and the sole issue is that you canât seem to write fics longer than about (arbitrary number choice follows) 2000 words. I shall instill confidence in you and make longfics seem less intimidating because frankly they donât deserve to be.Â
So, You Were Given Some Useless Patronising Tips
Probably, in your journey of self-reproach, you have sought out tips on How To Write Longer Fics. This was a good idea, donât feel bad about it! But you may have found that the tips you got were not very useful, because they assumed you were a complete noob and that the reason for your generally low wordcounts is the classic noob mistake of massively underwriting the story. So youâll get told to âadd feelingsâ or âmake the characters reflect on eventsâ or âdescribe every single thing in the story in detailâ (that one is terrible advice btw, well done for not following it).
But âmake the characters reflect on eventsâ is actually halfway to the answer, it just has it the wrong way round. Your short oneshots probably consist largely of that already, the problem is that there are not many events for them to react to.Â
This is the secret that longfic writers have kept from you because they didnât know it either! You Just Need More Scenes! The chances are that the scenes you do write are good, you just donât have enough of them to get above 2000 words because you have correctly realised that the story you are telling should be about that length.Â
So what you - and I - need is to find a fic idea that needs to have a lot of scenes in it. All those âha ha I need to write 70k words of context for The One Scene I thought of!â jokes confuse you because youâve got good at working out how much context the story needs and working out how to fit that into The One Scene. I have come to think of this as expanding the story inwards, and the people making the joke are used to expanding outwards. They try to work out how to fit that scene into the story, you try to work out how to fit the story into the scene. Both are valid approaches to writing, but switching between these modes can be tricky and you need to know that you need to do it in the first place. Which you donât or you wouldnât be reading this post.
Thereâs a shift in mindset needed here. If you want to get this longer fic idea to stay long and become longer you will have to limit your learned instinct to reject extra scenes as soon as you think of them because you know thereâs a way to get the same information into The One Scene itself. But what we want for this experiment is to aim for more scenes, so jot down those ideas when they come. What scenes would you put into this story if you werenât concerned about the relevance and utility of them? (You are going to be concerned about this, but not yet.) What extensions to The One Scene suggest themselves? What happened before it and what happened after, and how would you tell us this if you were not allowed to put that information into The One Scene itself?Â
You must allow yourself to expand outwards from the very first step. Later you can start merging scene ideas to stop them feeling too thin and discarding ones that donât work, but when youâre getting started just brainstorm until you have a list of ideas to work with.Â
The Advice They Give To Overwriters
It may surprise you to know that while fandom discussion is full of people asking how to write more words, advice for people aiming to publish a novel is more concerned with cutting wordcounts that have gone well over standard publication limits (70-100k words, to generalise). Telling those people to cut a few words from every sentence is not going to help them, they need to be removing entire characters and subplots.
âSub-whats?â you say. Yes, thatâs the key to all this. Subplots add more scenes, as does including more characters because then you have to tell those stories as well. I would bet cash money that youâve read a longfic with a pointless subplot or two that you just skipped past because you didnât care. To get the wordcounts really high youâll need things happening alongside the main story, and I will trust that you know those should tie into the main plot and not be mere distractions from it.Â
Overwriting in the sense of using far too many words also gets targeted in such discussions, because - shock! - it is generally considered best to use as many words as the story needs and not just add extra ones for the hell of it or because you donât know how to say things concisely. The problem with âtoo many wordsâ (not to be confused with good prose thatâs just wordy) is that words without purpose will pile up and distract the reader from the important stuff in the story and also risks tiring them out on pointless nothingness when you want them to keep going while you feed them the good stuff.Â
But good news! You probably donât need to worry about that! If you can tell a whole story in 2000 words or less it is very unlikely that you donât understand the importance of staying focussed on the stuff that matters. Remember when someone told you âdescribe everythingâ and you thought (again, I would bet money on this) âbut most of these things donât matter to the story, itâd just be annoyingâ? You were right. Some things in a story deserve your words and some do not, as you already know.Â
The Best Plots For Moar Words
So you need a plot, and optionally some subplots if youâre aiming for the very high numbers. The easiest thing to start with is a plot that requires a lot of words, which for me tend to be stories where some amount of unskippable time has to pass between Events before the Conclusion can be reached. You have, most likely, thought of such a plot at some point and instantly discarded it because you âcanât write longfics.âÂ
But consider: you recognised that as a plot that would need a lot of words. So you know what to look for. Which means you can find another one even if it takes a bit of thinking outside your usual boxes to get it. Stop telling yourself you canât write those stories and at the very least write the idea down. Have a think about how you could fit it into a number of words you feel comfortable with. It doesnât matter if you get that estimate wrong, this is about removing the mental barrier of self-doubt and by the time you realise you over- or underestimated by even something huge like 20k words you already have a good chunk of the story written and now you might as well finish it because you know writing this is not as hard as you once feared.
Fanfic plots that lend themselves to this kind of expansion and forced slow-down include: children/pregnancy; slow burn romance; arranged marriages (AKA slow burn strangers-to-lovers); AUs that differ significantly from the canon setting and familiar everyday concepts (fantasy and historical AUs, for instance); quests requiring visits to multiple locations; political situations developing over years or decades. Pick one of those that interests you and see what you come up with.Â
The Skills You Already Have
You write shortfic. Letâs assume youâre good at it. This means you are precise, concise, and can spot what aspects of a story to zoom in on. Your lack of descriptive prose (if you worry about that) is likely related to the fact that you know 500 words of description in a 1200 word fic can unbalance it horribly if youâre not extremely careful. You probably do add detail when you know itâs needed, the âproblemâ is that balance issue and that there just isnât much to describe when the storyâs in one location and centred on one character.Â
Youâre already experienced with writing in general, youâve had a chance with those short fics to experiment with POV, tense, style, etc, that people whoâve only written one or two longfics havenât had yet. You donât have problems with padding scenes out and losing focus and youâre good at layering your sentences to make them punchy but packed full. Those may in fact be the very reasons youâve struggled so much trying to turn a 2000 word story into 50,000 word one: you knew that was a 2000 word story so when you tried to add extra words you knew they didnât belong there and you couldnât do it. Well done! The people who complain that they canât write shortfic are going to have to learn to do/not do those things, but you can already do/avoid them! Â
The Hidden Problem: Prose
Okay, hereâs something I struggle with a lot when writing longer stories: the information density will be different. Being used to stuffing sentences full it is hard to adapt to the more drawn-out pace of information that longer fic demands. It can feel like youâre wasting words or writing weaker lines, but the difference is not bad, itâs just a difference. Bluntly, writing 10,000 words the way youâd write 1000 will kill both you and the reader. Youâll burn out after taking forever to write 4000 words and youâll make them miss crucial plot details and character insights. âItâs only AO3, nobody is paying meâ is as true for readers as it is for writers. Nobody is expecting the casual reader to turn in an essay on that metaphor you used or the clever thing you did with wordplay that youâre convinced implied things strongly enough that you didnât need to clarify. For 750 words you can ask them to read that closely. If you demand it for 75,000 youâre deluded and cruel.Â
Youâll have to repeat some information as the distance from the last explanation increases. Youâll occasionally have to risk a thin scene that you need for pacing reasons or to slip in an idea that just wouldnât fit into an existing one. This is fine. But actually fine, not like in the This Is Fine meme. A shaky sentence or two stands out so much less when surrounded by hundreds of others that nobodyâs going to care even if they spot it. I for one struggle especially with accepting that I just cannot aim for particularly lyrical prose at length and in something plot-driven unless I somehow become a genius overnight â thereâs a reason novel-length poems are exceptionally rare.Â
You know how â100k packed full of meaning and subtext, a whole meaty meal!â comments made you wonder WTF longfics those people are reading? Probably the same ones you are but theyâre not expecting the density of a drabble from a novel-length fic. Neither should you, so donât beat yourself up when you find out itâs impossible.Â
In Conclusion
Thereâs a good chance your long fic, or at least your first attempts, will end up substantially shorter than some other peopleâs. Youâre concise, itâs not a bad thing. Itâs actually a good thing, but fandomâs wordcount obsession has fucked up your ability (and theirs) to recognise that. As a general rule a better writer will need fewer words to tell the same story and for the purpose of this post weâll assume that includes you and me đ Even if it doesnât, you probably need the confidence boost of knowing that it could. Your low wordcounts are not a problem to be fixed, you simply want to try writing something longer and youâre gonna leverage your shortfic skills to help you get there.Â
Basically, you're gonna do the same things you always do but with a plot that demands more of it. You will have to spread information (of all kinds) out a bit but you'll also have room to tell the reader more things and to linger a bit on each idea. It'll be hard at first to stop compactifying and fitting everything into a small space, but you can get used to doing it. I cannot promise you 100k words on your first attempt at this (I've never got above 45k and my average longfic is probably around 20k words) but this is the road that should get you there. I would strongly recommend that you outline your chaptered fic before you start properly writing it, so that you don't get lost or write yourself into a corner.
You already know how to write. You are not bad at it and I am not assuming that you are. This is not about writing better, it's about writing more, and thereâs no reason to assume you canât do that.