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Any worldview that makes you think roughly half of the population is evil, is wrong and will turn you into an antisocial person

“Throwing neck” gotta be one of the top three sexual euphemisms

I loved watching movies in class in high school but it was almost always some shit that would make me cry. I hate crying in front of people and I almost never do it except during a movie. What business do you have making me watch Good Will Hunting in Algebra 2 huh? Fuck you

I think heterosexual millennial men that say “partner” instead of “girlfriend” only say it because it sounds less juvenile aka they’re insecure about being unmarried and having commitment issues. Own up to it or propose. Women say it because they’re insecure about their bfs having commitment issues (valid).

Do you have cyclospora or are you just happy to see me?