Love Me Anyway

i'm rewatching new girl and i got to the bit where schmidt breaks his penis and he literally Cannot kiss cece or look at her or be anywhere near her bc he ends up in excrutiating pain and anyway hollanov situationship sexcapades gone wrong where ilya breaks his penis and he legitimately cannot have shane anywhere near him bc he is Too Attractive and ilya will end up back in hospital but shane is fretting and obviously feels so guilty for lowkey sort of being the cause of all this and he thinks ilya keeps turning him away bc he's mad at him or doesn't want him anymore and anyway love confession via 'no my dick likes you TOO MUCH, hollander, that is problem, fuck'

in a way, it’s sad that ‘break up with your girlfriend, I’m bored’ was released after shane and ilya figured their shit out because I just know ilya would’ve had it on Repeat during the rose landry era. However I do think, every time shane goes out with rose for a catch up brunch or whatever now he always gets a breakupwithyourgirlfriendimbored.mp3 text after approximately three hours as ilya’s way of telling him he wants him to come home