Love Me Anyway

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and thus it becomes like everything else in their lives: a competition. neither of them rush it because they want to do it right but they both want to propose before the other gets the chance and what ensues is multiple attempts to foil each other’s proposal plans and obviously it ends with them both proposing at the same time but then neither of them will accept the other’s proposal bc it means that person will forever get the glory of being the one who proposed and anyway it takes like 20 minutes of bickering for them to realise that, by virtue of them both asking, they’ve both effectively already said yes and are now technically engaged and well. why are they arguing when they could be having fiancé sex?????? ofc for the rest of their lives the question of “so who proposed to who??” never gets an accurate answer