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the farting corpse movie is haunting my mind again
(Swiss Army Man. Directed by the Daniels, 2016.)

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I feel entirely dehumanized by the sun now and wish for fog, snow, rain and humanity.
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He’s so mecore…
RYAN GOSLING as LARS LINDSTROM
➤• LARS AND THE REAL GIRL (2007) DIR. CRIAG GILLESPIE
Nothing makes me feel like more of an absolute fucking idiot than cooking.
An Assyrian guy put a rice recipe up here awhile back and it was the best rice I've ever eaten. The recipe? Half-cook the rice and then bake it in butter. It had somehow never occurred to me that you could do that. Of course you can do that. Did I just think the rice was allergic to the oven or something.
I cooked rice like this and had some left over so I used it to bulk out my sad pathetic watery homemade vegetable soup. To my huge surprise it turned it into the best soup I'd ever eaten. Magically gave it real body, made it textured and nurturing, held heat better, added massive depth of flavour.
Hey guys did you. Did you know that butter. Did you know that if you put fat in food it makes it more satisfying and adds textural depth. Hey did you know that some flavours aren't very soluble in water and are instead soluble in fats, so if you add some fat to your watery soup then. Then the flavours. Hey guys did you know that butter is a fat.
Mind blown super surprising in my late thirties hey guys did you know that sad watery soup can be improved with some fat? Just like sauce or meat or basically any other food which I already knew about? Did you know it works for soup as well? Did you know that some flavours are more soluble in
I have a chemistry background.
Here's the recipe for those looking:
https://www.tumblr.com/persianflaw/187424217354/but-for-real-here-is-your-guide-to-assyrian-rice
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One thing about Iron Lung that I have got to give a shout out to is how immense they made the pinhole god feel.
So much medias make their gods either too human or too easy to understand, less like gods and more immortal players with powerful abilities. It's so easy to talk back to them, to understand them, to behold them. Their jobs are also so one note for easier world building. Usually, there isn't much to chew on.
The pinhole god isn't like that at all. You feel its weight in every scene he's in. We only see its eye throughout the movie and that enough helped us understand the kind of eldritch nightmare Simon is dealing with. All it has to do is look and reality bends to its will, whether it wants it to or not.
(Sidenote but I'm also obsessed with how the pinhole god treats humans. It reminds me of the story on tumblr about self written metaphors where someone's mom kept taking the sunflower from the sun cause she wants it to brighten the room and the sunflower died out as a result. Or all those times where someone adopts a pet but the enclosure was too small so the animal went ballistic.
The pinhole god loves humans so it takes them to himself. They want to be together so it makes the eel. They want a tree and Simon wants to live so it makes both come true. It gives them what they want. They keep dying anyway.)
Been thinking about the circumstances that tend to cause Simon to act out, and what the perfect storm of circumstances would be to make him and Grace like each other as LITTLE as possible. :) At first.
Your future self will guide you through this.

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My dream job is to run a cozy little bookshop, but without worrying about having to succeed as a small business. So basically a money laundering front where I get to read