The Avatar of Meme Archives

"Watch where you're going, peasant!"

"Royal? Sure, you're a royal pain in the ass!"

"Don't you know who you're talking to?"

"Wow, it's uncanny. You really look exactly like the prince/princess."

"You're my new servant?"

"You know, I could use a new servant."

"How dare you touch me!"

"I don't think the people like me."

"I believe there have been attempts on my life. I'm hiring you to protect me."

"What do you mean you're not my real guardsman?"

"Peasant life must be so dull!"

"I'm sorry, miss priss. I was just trying to save your skin!"

"You want me to wear that? It's ghastly!"

"Have you ever even left the castle?"

"It's lonely being a leader, you know. You're my only real friend."

"Father wants me to marry a snobbish nobleman/noblewoman. I won't go through with it!"

"That was my favorite ball gown!"

"What do you mean you don't own silk clothing?"

(lengths determined by sender)

Zip It!: My muse is mute

HEY!: My muse is incapable of talking quietly

S-st-stammer: My muse stutters all the time

Falala: My muse sings everything they say

Ello'!: My muse can only speak in a British accent

Speak Up: My muse whispers everything

Heywhatsuphowsitgoing?: If my muse starts talking, they can't stop!

Echo: My muse can only repeat things they've heard others say

Mimble Wimble: My muse can only talk in a gibberish language that no one understands

Prim and Proper: My muse's speech is much more eloquent than usual

Spit it Out!: My muse constantly sounds like there's something in their mouth, but they can't get rid of it

Hold Back on the Balloons: My muse's voice is high and squeaky, like they're breathing helium

Drop it Low: My muse suddenly has an extremely low voice

Rhyme Time: My muse can only speak in rhyme

"Don't even touch me."

"I can't believe you!"

"If you don't shut up, I swear I'm going to punch you."

"Argh! Could you be any more annoying!?"

"What's my problem? What's YOUR problem?"

"Why would you do that!?"

"That was humiliating! How could you do that to me?"

"GET. OUT."

"No! I'm not talking to you!"

"That was not helping! You KNEW that was not helping!"

"Seriously, leave me alone!"

"Did I say you could touch that? NO. But you just had to touch it anyway!"

"Oh, that is so like you!"

"TRAITOR!"

"You know what you are? You're a monster!"

"I can't believe I ever trusted you!"

I don’t think I have?