The absolutely funniest thing on the internet is these comments from heterosexual men under the "Henry Cavill reads thirst tweets" video
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The absolutely funniest thing on the internet is these comments from heterosexual men under the "Henry Cavill reads thirst tweets" video

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Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”
“Friend”
Its more of I killed a potential enemy. Hold his dismembered corpse in victory.
Plants don’t wage war
Ever heard of blackberries?
Yes, plants do wage war
Mint and strawberries, too. They need to be quarantined or they will kill basically everything else.
I planted mint in the ground 2 years ago.
It’s currently fighting a bitter battle to the death against the raspberries attempting to invade from the east while trying to annex the patio.
Could go either way at this point TBH. Unless, of course, I take a shovel and the blowtorch out there and battle both back to within their original boundaries.
And anyone wondering if a blowtorch is overkill for weeding back mint has never actually planted mint.
This post did not go where I expected it to.
Our garden plot at my childhood home slowly got overrun by wild blackberries after we stopped managing it while my sister and I were in nursing school. And by overrun I mean it was like a 4 foot tall thicket of wild blackberries. It hadn’t been touched by humans in at least 4 years. I started the ultimately futile task of trying to clear this plot with a machete and discovered to my amazement a patch of mint several feet across underneath the canopy of blackberry, still fighting the good fight all those years later.
Ultimately it took two jars of homemade napalm and some creative fire placement to clear that patch but I damn sure saved that patch of mint. It earned the right to be there.
Yall mother fuckers don’t even talk unless you’ve had to wage war on kudzu (it’s an ivy strain directly from Hell) that shit doesn’t just wage war with other plants, it wages war with all living things on planet earth. It’s some gnarly ass Blood for the Blood God, Chlorophyll for the Chlorophyll Throne demon weed.
Can second the comments of Kudzu.
I forget where I read it but there’s this one tree that creates an extremely flammable substance that’s in both the bark and leaves. Dead trees become torches and crushed up leaves become dust-incendiary, all while the plant’s seeds are Giant Redwood levels of resilient to open flame. IE it has a goddamn scorched earth policy. It’s even more badass than plants that use toxins to starve other plants.
I’d like to third the comments on Kudzu. These are the battlefields:
See those weird pillars? Those were trees. See that strange lump in the middle? That was a house. Everything green you see in this photo is kudzu.
Kudzu is an apocalyptic nightmare
They smother every other living plant to death
Those trees under there are dead, they can’t get sunlight. Kudzu takes over and steals everything from these trees, and becomes them. It’s creepy as hell. These plants are basically straight out of a horror novelist’s wet dream tbh.
The bodies of everything the kudzu has slain.
What used to be a house
Someone attempting to drive a four wheeler through it, to give you scale
It’s an ornamental plant kept in check in china, but was introduced to north america where it immediately went rampant and began to spread incredibly fast like a disease, destroying everything in its wake
The ONLY thing that has stopped this curse from engulfing the united states is goats. Apparently goats love this stuff like no tomorrow. Everywhere we find it now, we just bring a horde of goats to cut it down. Everything is fine…. for now.
Kudzu is on time magazine’s top 10 invasive species to look out for.
This little buddy doing his part
Not to keep spamming this post but
“the growth of kudzu as it became a “structural parasite” of the South,[7] enveloping entire structures when untreated[11] and often referred to as “the vine that ate the South”.[13]”
“It has been spreading rapidly in the southern U.S., “easily outpacing the use of herbicide spraying and mowing, as well increasing the costs of these controls by $6 million annually”.[2]“
yall it’s been estimated this plant consumes 600 kilometers of the united states every year
it’s been suggested that we just start eating it to make it go away
Adding to the spam: yes, kudzu IS edible. In fact, all parts of it but the vine are edible. The leaves are supposedly great in salads or baked into quiche. The flowers supposedly are great in jam. The roots… Well, if you know how to cook other root vegetables, you know what to do with kudzu root. Feed this stuff to your livestock and cook it.
Eat it before it eats your house.
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In this world it’s eat or be eaten
I dunno what kind of barbarian-ass mint you guys are planting, all the mint I plant goes leggy and scabby and then dies.
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Artist Jon Foreman Arranges Stones In Stunning Patterns On The Beach, Finds It Very Therapeutic
Are we royality by proxy, now?” “Don’t be silly, that’s obviously a mistake on our part in the summoning ritual! Now, let me get started on figuring out how it’s possible the existence of a human-ghost hybrid…”
Here’s my Secret Santa fo @justalitlecreacher! They’ve asked for: “reveal scenarios, maddie & phantom content, danny gets summoned in a seance meant to summon the ghost king”, I tried doing all of this in one take, I hope you like it ^_^
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This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!
Oh finally. A real Christian.
@saxgoddess25 ✨I couldn’t agree more!!! ✨
@saxgoddess25 ✨I couldn’t agree more✨
Catra and Satisfaction vs. Happiness
Ugh so, as much as I hate to admit it, I understand perfectly why Catra couldn’t make a new life for herself in the Waste with Scorpia, why she had to take Adora and go back to the Horde. It’s a logical fallacy… maybe not exactly the sunk cost fallacy, but similar. And despite years of therapy, I still struggle with it.
You know when Catra went on her big rant about how she’s had a bad life, how the things she wants have always gotten taken away and how she never gets to win? That’s relatable. And it explains/sets up perfectly why she ends up leaving the Waste.
Simply put, Catra is holding out for what she thinks the world owes her rather than taking what it gives her. Getting what she deserves is more important to her than being happy. She knows she’s been dealt a bad hand in life and she would rather dwell on and yearn for her deepest unfulfilled desires than attempt to find fulfillment and validation elsewhere. This might sound stupid, but trust me, it’s a ridiculously hard mental trap to get out of.
Happiness is not the same thing as satisfaction. Fact is, Catra won’t feel truly satisfied until she has the power and respect she’s earned in the Horde, until Shadow Weaver validates her, until she’s proven herself Adora’s equal, until Adora is by her side again. And if she can’t have all those things, she has to find ways to feel better about them. Like capturing Adora in the Reach and then again in the Waste. Having control of the person who broke her heart gives her a bittersweet sense of closure more satisfying than letting someone else try to mend her heart.
Now, can she turn things around in her mind to find satisfaction in things that are achievable and not dependent on evil people who don’t care about her? Maybe. But that’ll take a lot of therapy. Hopefully she will at least be able to find satisfaction in substitutes. Being a valued fighter in the Rebellion, for example, could replace the need for power and respect in the Horde. I used to hope she would find a replacement mother figure in Angella, but that’s probably not gonna happen now, oof.
Unfortunately, Adora’s not replaceable. She’s a one-of-a-kind in Catra’s life, friend and family and first love all wrapped up into one. Even if Catra could be happy in a relatonship with Scorpia, she’s not going to be able to feel satisfied there until she gets closure with Adora, has Adora back in her life in a healthy way.
Confronting Shadow Weaver in 2x06 was a huge moment that allowed Catra to express how hurt she was, which is vital to getting closure, But then she allowed herself to get sucked back into the need for affection and approval and ended up getting even more hurt. That’s not to say that was her fault, it was Shadow Weaver’s, but her need to find satisfaction in Shadow Weaver got her hurt even worse, and it was very hard to watch.
So yeah, this bitch needs a break. And also some therapy. And a mentor who will give her validation and affection so she can break free of Shadow Weaver. And good lord, she and Adora need to talk about their feelings and experiences when they’re not busy fighting and blaming each other. Only then will she be able to find some satisfaction. Some peace. True happiness.
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this is for #MonthlyKlance positivity week!
AU of choice: Camp half-blood

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Keith is dissatisfied when he’s in the opposite situation 💜 →→→❤️ haha
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Whassup Shance fans,,, I know we’ve talked about it before but WHAT is ur fav Shance au? 🤔🤔🤔
Some of mine rn are the same cliches, Galtean AU is all time, I like vamp aus bc I’m just a sucker (lol 🦇), and bc I’m That Bitch I’ll also say my own prince and rogue au sgnxhnxgnsf,,, Also, pirate and mer aus are where it’s at, and it’s that time of year,,
Wbu? :o
1) canon divergence where everything is the same up until ss5 and it branches off into a better show where they deal with the clone better, the team is a team, lotor gets redemption, and allura doesn’t die + shance slow burn where they only confess when lance almost dies in battle + they arrive at earth and shiro meets lance’s family
2) monsters and mana
3) altean prince lance and altean guard shiro
MERMAIDS MERMAIDS MERMAIDS
I'd have to say Mermaid!Shiro and Human!Lance or Monsters n Mana. Quality content.
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Reblog if you are an asexual positive blog, believe asexuals exist, and are willing and able to create a safe space for your asexual friends
As an Asexual myself, YES
As someone who is now 99% sure they might be ace…
YES. THIS. BOTH SIDES NEED TO SEE THIS.
As an asexual, I deal with this a lot, and it’s not okay :/
As an asexual, REBLOG YOU COWARDS
ASEXUALS ARE REAL AND 1000% VALID AND FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE WHO THINKS THEY AREN’T
MY BEST FRIEND IS ACE, SHE DEALS WITH THIS SHIT A LOT AND IT’S NOT OK!
Be happy!! There are people who support you too!!!!
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High school AU where Keith & Lance take the same train in the morning
They didn’t know each other’s name at first, Lance thought Keith is hot, Keith thought Lance is cute, but they never talked to each other (shy boys lol)
Until this day, the train was full of crowd, Keith accidentally kabedon-ed Lance
It was awkward at first, but Lance tried make some small talks, then they finally knew each other’s name
Next step: change phone number lol
bonus:
Lance has freckles <3

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Forgetful Ice Cream Sandwich
Executive Dysfunction Cake n’ Ice Cream
Unfocused Cereal
sensitive rice
Migraine Grits
Distraction Donut.
Leg-Jiggle M&Ms
Panic Cheese
Dread Tiffin
anxiety sandwich
flashback penut butter cup
Heart pounding fried shrimp
Shaky Cotton Candy
If Ariel was under Ursula’s care and grew up to be her sea witch apprentice. Canonically, Ursula was Ariel’s aunt (but the concept was abandoned then brought back in a book as I’ve heard…) See a higher resolution at my twitter :)!