without grace

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

i prefer divorce and cheating to putting characters that make no sense together in a polycule tbh

when the fic is a rated t one-shot with a 20k+ word count titled something like "the mechanics of turtle migration" with kudos in the low hundreds yk it's gonna hit

effectively utilising girlpower to become a class traitor 🤩

off to my job as a speech therapist hope i don’t get musically tortured by two tap dancing homosexuals

you’re never gonna believe what happened

he supposed erroneously

of course vincent benitez won the vote for the pope, he got up in front of everyone and made them feel ashamed that's roman catholicism 101

asunder gotta be one of the top five ways to be torn

when i was younger i used to believe that you could make anyone understand anything if you explained long enough and hard enough but then one time i said "who would have thunk it" to a classmate in college and she turned to me with such sincere disgust on her face and said "it's who would have thought" and i took five seconds to contemplate how i could possibly convey to her why i said it that way and i came up empty and that was the first crack in the windshield

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

"did you watch the same film as I did" is actually a pretty serious philosophical question if you think about it

no i don’t think that was based on my likes actually