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watching buffy makes me feel like i'm darwin on the galápagos islands but for pop culture vampires. like obviously louis & lestat are the first (popular) iterations of the modern vampire but angel & spike are the crucial evolutionary step between them and every other sexy vampire that came into existence in the 2000s. for example it's hard to see much of louis in edward but then when you realise it went louis -> angel -> edward it all makes so much sense you forget 9/11 even had anything to do with it at all

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

it's a shame jimmy hacks wasnt around in the early 2000s he would have been very good at being called metrosexual. but it's 2025 so he'll have to settle for being very good at being a prissy butch lesbian

What's really so magical about Buffy the Vampire Slayer is that it's a world where everyone is bisexual except for Riley (straight) and Tara (lesbian).