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orteil42

you are making this so difficult

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rukanbug

#i have such fondness for broken robots devoid of purpose :/#silksong

rukanbug

#i really really hope hk3 (if it ever exists) will focus on lifeblood #bc we've been teased about it for two games already and it's a really interesting substance #kind of a drug but also kind of holy?#potentially even more devastating than the radiance the void and the silk combined?#because like. the void attacks when you summon it #and the radiance and the silk were both directed by a god #but in silksong act 3 there is a SEPARATE apocalypse taking over and it is the lifeblood just bc some maniac injected it in a few worms #like. no matter which silksong ending you pick: what about the lifeblood???#it reminds me of control remedy where the entire building slash world is being taken over by an alien resonance #and then you get to a level where they're like “alien what? we have REAL problems here”#and it turns out THEY have been trying to contain an entirely separate contamination #to the point of not even noticing the apocalypse taking place everywhere else in the building #great comedic AND horror potential #hk3 when.#silksong

aurpiment

“It’s easy to assume”: someone’s misconception is about to be amiably corrected

“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized

“It’s comforting to assume”: someone’s assumption is going to be read for filth

a-driftamongopenstars

the horror of being "god's favourite princess". literally one of my favourite horror themes. the god loves you and it's so scary.

it will always choose you. you cannot die. you'll always come back because it loves you so much. you are its right and left hand, its eternal weapon. it will drown you in its light. light as horror. darkness as horror. what if it thinks you are its best friend.

you are god's favourite princess and it's terrifying.

#link and zelda

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musthavebeenthecombat

I'm sorry.???

reject-tiefling

@acarefreewind

Okey

#what goes on

sunstung

@domoz ur so right….

#hello...#to me the fundamental difference between og!sqh and sqq #is that sqq still wishes he could be a good person (though he's convinced he can't be)#while og!sqh has no such desire #(unless i want him to and then he's avots og!sqh)#svsss

emeryanden

I know I'm some years late to the party but wow. Tsar mirnatius guy of all time. Naomi novik really said, what if howl movingcastle but x10 times more pathetic and what if calcifer but evil

#mirnatius was so pathetic and completely resigned to his fate #never in his wildest dreams would he have imagined anybody might save him #especially since in a very real sense he did not think anybody COULD save him #and probably also didn't think anybody should save him - though he still wanted to be saved #and lo and behold someone did. and that moment was sooooo #spinning silver #naomi novik

absolutelybatty

Unethical polyamory not in the sense that the partners aren't consenting to multiple relationships but in the sense that they kill people as a group

#every relationship talim enters turns into unethical polyamory

tomhoppusdelonge

i love following people with kinks I don’t have because somtimes I’m like

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labcorp

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

#madery #devlin like i am NOT your husband.#seldom: i am :3 #prototype

yellow-cat

(opening my ribcage) and this is where i keep my hot stab of shame

#yue qingyuan #indeed

pigeon-princess

Is the skin book made from the skin of sinners or saints? I'm just curious about how cursed/blessed this item is.

OHOHOho I'm not sure how much I should share because the skin book is very central to the plot of the comic! I think I can say that the book that Wenzel carries around is actually bound in the skin of the person who wrote it.

#we love a good skin book #sir gallant

pigeon-princess

Is Wenzel good at reading the room or picking up on social cues? Because I sure hope he's not. The thought of some poor soul making the grave mistake of asking him about the skin book delights me.

The person is frozen in horror like a deer in headlights, a forced grimicing smile on their face. Out of politeness. And Wenzel takes that as an invitation to keep talking about the skin book (totally not a necronomicon) for the next hour.

Or maybe he can pick up on it but doesn't care. Because he gets to talk about his beloved (cursed) treasure.

OOHHHH such a good question! I don't think Wenzel is the best at picking up on certain social cues, especially if its about his personal interests (He's always on that damn tome!) so I'd say that what you've described is absolutely accurate ahahaha! The other monks have learned not to start conversations with Wenzel for that very reason. If Wenzel's order knew the full extent of what he's learnt from that book, he'd be in a lot of trouble so he's had to be careful about what he chooses to share.

#love that wenzel is a weirdo even to his own order #like hey uh. you should get that book and go... hunting demons. yeah that #sir gallant

pigeon-princess

Hello! I have a question: If Wenzel is a monk, does that mean he can sing? What's his voice like?

OH I love this question!! I hate to inform you that Wenzel does not have the voice of an angel. His singing voice is very monotonous and flat (absolutely tone deaf) so the other monks have not invited him to join the choir. I'll have to see if I can find some kind of voice claim to properly figure out what he sounds like. While not a talented singer, he is however quite good at drawing! When he's not doing his contracted devil hunting work, they've often got him working on illustrating manuscripts in the scriptorium!

#adghddfh that makes it so much better. wenzel i love you #truly imagine being a tone-deaf monk...#'um brother your talents would best be employed elsewhere'#sir gallant

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kwistowee

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS @lotrweek 2025 | Day 4: green / the land

#that mf is such a good rider it's killing me #i'm taking about viggo mortensen to be clear not aragorn #lotr

phantomrose96

“The Shonen Protagonist joins The Organization” is such a cheap and easy hack for framing a narrative because the author never has to come up with a reason why the protagonist gets involved in each arc. It’s just that The Organization has a new Mission for the protagonist every time and the protagonist gets to say, “Righteo, thanks plot for telling me what to go do.”

Which makes Fullmetal Alchemist so much funnier because Edward Elric very very much does join The Organization. He’s in fact quite famous for joining The Organization. Where The Organization is a hostile fascist dictatorship with immense military power which is good at both giving orders and punishing defectors.

And yet over the course of the series Edward is so allergic to ever being told what to do that he in fact never ever goes on an Organization-Ordered Mission. And the exactly one time The Organization DID try to tell him what to do Edward hated it so much he fucked off and impaled himself at the bottom of a mineshaft about it.

#literally it's so funny #especially since like #half the characters we see keep discussing ominously the fact that Edward Will One Day Be Used To Kill #mustang and armstrong talk about it #miles and olivia talk about it #hawkeye and breda and havoc and hughes and basically every positive military character we see #they're all like these children may have gone through immense suffering but they're comparatively still so innocent #but not forever. we know that One Day. Edward Will Be Used As A Human Weapon. [grim silence]#and then that day DOES come #kimblee shows up like hi ed! it's time for you to be used as a human weapon!#and ed goes um no i'm not doing that #bye [blows up the mineshaft and steals kimblee's subordinates on the way out for good measure]#and all the other characters are like .....#“i didnt know he could do that..."#after he spent literal years disobeying every single order he was given #fma

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