just like everybody else does

Actively writing this right now

bouncing on it in repentance

crying and begging for forgiveness on it

scifi is when there's cubes. the more cubes there are the more scifier it is

Fantasy is when there's orbs. The more orbs there are the more fantasier it is

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

I know I'm some years late to the party but wow. Tsar mirnatius guy of all time. Naomi novik really said, what if howl movingcastle but x10 times more pathetic and what if calcifer but evil

Unethical polyamory not in the sense that the partners aren't consenting to multiple relationships but in the sense that they kill people as a group