just like everybody else does

I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.

i should read everything

One of the few times in Perihelion's existence (aka ART) where it realized it had been massively mistaken.

I wasn't sure about letting this Hydromancer into the party at first, but it turns out her sword arm is unparalleled, and she only dabbled into Hydromancy so she could intentionally contain the enemy's blood after she rained countless slashes upon them like a meteor shower on the clear night sky for the express purpose of striking a pose, muttering "zan", and then releasing all of the blood on their wounds at once in a spectacle that the villager elder described "sick as fuck".

Heartwarming: he will never be happy

thinking about the daddy issues tournament that jiggy was in and how people who were for the person he was put against reblogged it like "but did this jin guangyao whoever KILL his dad???" and all the mdzs fans got to gleefully swarm in like You Are Not Ready To Hear What Jin Guangyao Did To His Fucking Dad. and when they said it the person running the poll was like jesus what the fuck i didn't know that

new enemy i came up with called the "false mimic" this is just some guy that hides in chests and bobs the lid up and down like a mimic breathing. he has 1 hp and if you smack the chest he starts begging for his life snot and tears running down his face

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

top tier character when "what is wrong with them" requires an answer that begins with "How much time do you have"

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

editing is just you vs. past-you in a duel of questionable comma placement and emotional instability