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Listen daddy kinks are a squick for me but i am a firm and passionate believer that Shang qinghua wants mobei jun to call him daddy so bad it makes him look stupid. Their dynamic and respective issues make this kink a fucking essential part of the recipe. Qinghua is my favorite pervert and i am tired of fics making him vanilla

#op hard same i really don't like daddy kink #instant clickout when people just randomly use it in fic like a placeholder sexy thing for people to say #but even i have been considering having sqh say daddy :/#because it's just. so deeply canonically part of him.#this man has daddy issues and wrote them into the fabric of the world itself #and is dealing with them through daddy kink (unfulfilled)#proves that i can get behind anything as long as it's threaded within the narrative #the funniest part is that mbj also has daddy issues #and those make him one of the LEAST likely people to get into daddy kink #poor sqh. once again doomed by his own narrative #svsss

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primtheamazing

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mr. Bennet/Mrs. Bennet (Pride and Prejudice) Characters: Mr. Bennet (Pride and Prejudice), Mrs. Bennet (Pride and Prejudice) Additional Tags: First Meetings, Meet-Cute, Canon Compliant, Character Study Summary:

Eventually, Edward decided to leave the sanctity of the wallpaper, venturing towards the punch bowl for a refill. However, as he did so, he was unfortunate enough to walk directly into a young woman who stumbled right in front of him, having seemingly been jostled by the tight crowd around her. He spilled the remains of his drink all down the front of her dress, and she gave a soft cry of dismay. Edward froze, quite startled and put out. (It did not occur to him that if he had been an outsider to this accident, he would be stifling his laughter at the tableau of a gaping young man and a stained lady.)

“Oh, no,” the young woman said plaintively, looking down at the red stain even now spreading across her dress - white muslin, of course it had to be white muslin. “My dress - how could you? Sir, you must be more careful!”

Her words were scolding, but her voice was sweet and melodious by nature. And, once Edward looked upon her face properly, he was struck by her beauty.

A young Mr. Bennet meets the woman who will surely be the love of his life.

#hewwo??#so excited to read this #fic rec #p&p

infertilityidol

I wouldn't even be a scheming eunuch. I would be a loyal and scrupulous eunuch. I would be a eunuch who genuinely wanted to see you succeed.

#shang qinghua

boringkate

It's not too late to suppress all of your wants and desires and to die unfulfilled and afraid without anyone ever having really known you.

#prev so right #yue qingyuan #also talim!

dogeyedorbitalsunrise

Women of Conclave (2024), directed Edward Berger, cinematography Stéphane Fontaine.

#i just really really liked conclave #the final shot of the laughing nuns in the open...#you can see so much there #conclave

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charlesoberonn

The only bad part about classical music is the names

charlesoberonn

Oh fuck yeah my favorite song, Blorbobio Suite No. 117, Op.5, W.1099 in K Major for String Quartet. It's a banger.

#well that's why they have nicknames #“the jupiter symphony” goes hard #as well as “the eroica”

rexuality

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are a accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

#bug freak is very good. bird freak also #but we underestimate geology freak #because it's just as interesting AND easier to look at longer

lotussart

why are they like that

#jiequan was so obviously into yi #unfortunately he is a bona fide sadist and expresses his affection by literally torturing people #when we come across the final boss of the prison i was like hmm. this better not awaken anything in me #oh who am i kidding it was already awoken #nine sols

theprofessional-amateur

Author/illustrator Trung Le Nguyen has been live posting reading Pride and Prejudice for the first time on bluesky and just hit the first proposal. The replies are basically the sickos meme

Thread here

theprofessional-amateur

Incredible stuff happening. I want push notifications for every update. I hate push notifications.

elodieunderglass

I’ve been enjoying this, and left off here https://bsky.app/profile/trungles.com/post/3mqbhhpjoec2l

God. Every chapter I’ve read recently has made me crave a cigarette. I don’t even smoke!!!

#adfghfdhdf this is wonderful #trungles i love you

weirdmageddon

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

#link using his powers for evil #botw #video #i also love this clip.

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whumpster-fire

I know Murderbot is canonically supposed to be tall even in the books but I cannot avoid picturing it as just. Completely average height. Absolutely dead center of the "height of an adult human" bell curve averaged across the entire Corporation Rim. Maybe at most average height for AMAB adults. Still marginally taller than many of the humans it interacts with but I really love the idea that it's physically completely unassuming when it's pretending to be a human. Technically 2cm shorter than average post Artificial Condition.

Not because whoever originally came up with the Secunit standard specs didn't want them to be imposing looking, necessarily, but because they are canonically cheap and built by the lowest bidder and you cannot tell me that a bunch of corporate beancounters would actually make those constructs 6'4" or whatever when they could make the maintenance cubicles and transport containers marginally smaller, and make the material costs of the cheap armor they're mass producing slightly lower, and save a very small amount of money on shipping costs every rental and so on, and make sure that if a situation ever requires putting one into an evac suit / enviro suit that they do not have to waste money ordering special models. I can't see them going "But if it's taller it can see over a crowd more easily" when they're designed to interface with security cameras and drones anyway" if they can be cheap bastards instead.

#you can have both #because mb often mentions its feet are completely nonhuman #i think they're detachable so it can be smaller for transport/packaging #murderbot

redstonedust

too much undertale/deltarune content has me playing other games and thinking "well naturally at some point they must address the seperation between player and player-character, their status as a vessel and the inherent unfairness of having us control their life, right?" as if thats just a normal thing for videogames to contain.

redstonedust

do you think mario resents me for making him drive go kart

#playing botw right after playing undertale was certainly an experience.#video games

battlefem-deactivated20170404

you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph… in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckin’ starch, and used these dyed potato starches as filters to block out/let in certain wavelengths of light. They coated one side of a glass plate with the starches and sensitized the other side with a mixture of gelatin and light sensitive materials (silver nitrate) and loaded these plates in their cameras.. This is a really simple explanation of the process and I may have missed some things A few of my favorite autochrome photos:

itsoldjohn

that last one is literally a LOOK

cassiocantdrink

yes!

but lets not forget sergei prokudin-gorskiy, who developed a similar process in 1902, published in 1903 and then toured russia to take hundreds of color photographs:

AND the guy developed color slide processing as well. as a person fairly familiar with modern b/w processing at home, but never EVER stepping into color (negatives or slides) territory, i’d say, BAMF to the highest degree.

petermorwood

Here are a few more Prokudin-Gorskiy / Gorskii shots, and a reminder once again that these aren’t recently colourised BW images but original colour photos taken about 120 years ago. Many colourised pics don’t look this good. Some modern colour pics don’t look this good (as I know all too well. “Delete image Y/N? Y!”)

This is Leo Tolstoy, author of “War and Peace” and “Anna Karenina”.

Alim Khan, Emir of Bukhara…

…and his Minister of the Interior.

A Type B-15 steam locomotive…

Another of those peasant girls with guest-gifts of berries…

The Church of St John the Baptist at Staraya Ladoga…

…and a Sergei Prokudin-Gorskiy self-portrait.

Unlike some current selfies ;-> he’s not dominating the image, so here’s a closer shot.

Nice hat…

#such colors...#old pics of paris freak me out bc it's essentially the exact same but also some things are so drastically different #smack dab into the uncanny valley

mail-me-a-snail

everytime i think about the concept of soulmates i mourn the fact that it's never turned on its head as a tragedy

mail-me-a-snail

stands up on my chair i think having a soulmate should be a kind of divine punishment

#you are so correct #this is why i like writing zelda fic #the three of them are explicitly canonically soulmates #in the sense that they're reborn in a constant cycle with set roles towards one another #and it's terrible for the three of them #i've done a “ganon is the real victim here” fic (botw/totk)#and a “link is the real victim here” fic (oot)#and now that i'm halfway through wind waker i can see i'm going to have a LOT of material #for a “zelda is the real victim here” fic #loz

tartharyen

Only two ways a patient leaves my care, girly – fully recovered, or dead.

KATEY SAGAL as DR. KUREHA ONE PIECE 👒 SEASON TWO

#she's perfect she is PERFECT #dr. kureha #opla

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