sam winchester has done nothing wrong in his life

how DARE you assume sam can’t top and be abused. if anyone has the range it’s him. go sit on the naughty step

so so so so compelled by the dissonance between dean being described as the best lay of lisa’s life and the reality of the incredibly vanilla sex we actually saw dean having. if you just tell us your character is good at getting down and dirty but then only show them doing perfunctory missionary what conclusions are we supposed to draw?? especially when another character is passionately bloodfucking and making sex workers forget they should be getting paid!

being a dean understander and a dean enjoyer are mutually exclusive. sam however is enjoyable whether u understand him or not

goddess knows i do NOT understand it but if for some reason you actually do like dean, like him for his actual characteristics instead of sam qualities you’ve mistakenly assigned to him

incredibly funny that the longer dean spent with sam the more he just gave up on intelligence. bro literally forgot what an achilles heel was cause he knew he could rely on sam to do the thinking for him. deeply embarrassing of course but sam looks so pretty when he’s concentrating so i guess i’ll allow it

say what you like about gadreel but he got it. he understood. once you’re no longer inside sam winchester there IS no point in living

bee tea dubs sam has a mole on his [REDACTED]

actually maybe the parentification of dean winchester is good if it’s followed to its logical conclusion, which is that if dean is sam’s mother then that makes him jack’s grandma

people who think dean is gay are really just picking up on how he’s too misogynistic to ever have an equal relationship with a woman so he can never truly love them. he’s not queer he just hates women

42 is the perfect age for him cause he IS the answer to the life the universe and everything

aw worstie, the widower arc isn’t real. dean would have been the exact same level of chuffed if crowley came back to life instead of cas

dean winchester heard umberto eco say “thinking is a form of emasculation” and integrated it into his belief system without pausing to absorb a single iota of context