the house on the moor

im just someones weird sister

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

You can lie when you name things

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them