“If they asked how I died tell them: Still angry.”

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

I hate to say it, but after they're out and married and don't have to hide anymore, Shane and Ilya both become the biggest "Can I my husband join us?" guys. Rose invites Shane to brunch and it's immediately "Can Ilya come too?". Svetlana has managed by some miracle to find a night where she and Ilya are both free to go clubbing and Ilya is like "Is it cool if Shane comes with us?". Hayden doesn't even wait for the question anymore. "Do you and your lawfully wedded asshole want to come over and play the new MLH video game?" They just come as a set now and everyone has to accept that.

Yuna showing Ilya photos of little baby Shane and they get to a photo of a naked two year old Shane grinning at the camera, shirt held up in his triumphant chubby fist. Yuna smiles and tells him how hard it was to keep clothes on Shane and that he’d rip them off whenever they weren’t looking. Without thinking Ilya says “so not much has changed, huh?” and then freezes because he can’t believe he just said that in front of his boyfriend’s mom until Yuna laughs so hard she spills her wine.

this is from the 2000’s btw

i love shane because in some ways he's just so Jock and so Boy like he has zero houseplants (except for maybe a cactus or two) because he doesn't care and he forgets to water them and his house would look like shit without a designer because all his walls would be metros blue and he has to hire someone to tell him what kind of clothes to wear and his favourite thing is Sports but i just know he also doesn't play about his microfiber cleaning cloths and he stores leftovers in glass containers instead of plastic containers because microplastic and you have to use the back entrance on rainy days because he doesn't want mud on his nice floors