Marianne

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Old Millennial American speaking here. I need you to adopt this mentality as early as possible and hold to it. The older you get, the harder it is to begin this practice and claw back the extremely unhealthy effects of a workaholic lifestyle. I am speaking from 20 years of experience.

This does not mean having a shitty attitude at work, or not doing your job, or relying on co-workers to carry your water.

This means you do what it says above. It also means not making work and productively your entire personality; not tying your productivity to your value; and not becoming so emotionally enmeshed in your work and workplace so that you are living and dying by what happens there.

shane is slapping ilya's shoulder like "get your hand out of my pants and watch the fucking movie, my favorite part is up next" and ilya is poutinggggg. but shane is right! the best part is next! and ilya gets engaged despite himself to such an extent that there are tears running down his face during the movie's climax.

Her outfit is literally just some sheets.

land leopard in pretty clothes. and shane too>:)

for hollanov, i think it would be funny if sometimes they did some very nonsensical roleplay and just kept adding to the story. then they fuck about it:)

(based ilya's on connor's snl bit! which was based on another bit he did before hehe)

shane: so i'm a leopard based superhero but i lost my superpowers

ilya: okay so i'll be a stripper hired for a bachelorette party but i got hit by a car on my way there

shane: ... okay

ilya: and you have to save me. because you're a superhero

ilya: i'll do my stripper dance on you as thank you for saving me

ilya: wearing a leopard print thong

shane, horny as hell: o.. okay

ilya: i'll whimper and groan in pain the whole time because of the car hit too

shane, hornier: o kay