Marianne

I know that in canon Shane is the quite one so he won’t exactly torment his friends and family by talking about Ilya constantly (as is the case the other way around). But still I need moments where his loved ones find it annoying and cheesy how down bad he is for his boyfriend. Like, on road trips he skips on team bonding activities because he is learning Russian, and blushes whenever he learns the actual meaning of the nicknames Ilya gives him. Hayden always teases Shane for it because he goes completely red at every nickname.

While shopping with Rose, Shane will pick up designer shirts for Ilya instead of shopping for himself and Rose is rolling her eyes because Shane is horny while imagining Ilya in those shirts.

One time Shane gets a bit tipsy with Rose, and goes on and on about Ilya’s beautiful curls and those star like moles all over his body and Rose has to record it so she could tease him later.

Then post TLG, once JJ warms up to the idea of his friend dating Rozanov, he endlessly teases Shane for folding like a lawn chair whenever Ilya shows him those big blue eyes.

“Oh captain, you really let him order two whole pizzas just because he pouted at you?”