The Cens are in the locker room after a pretty light practice, the season not yet in full swing, and the topic turns to married life, as it often does.
Ilya and Shane mostly stay quiet, giving each other pointed looks when Bood and Wyatt swap stories about their fucking awesome wives. That is untilā¦
āYeah but like, Roz and Hollzy have the most ideal situation.ā
Thereās a mix of eyebrow raising and general murmurs of agreement, half of the team unsure if this is Holmbergās way of coming out.
āWhat do you mean?ā Shane asks, ever one to ignore a social rule.
āYou spend all day together kicking ass and being the best at hockey, and then you get to go home together and be and love and shit but also still talk hockey.ā Holmberg sighs and stares into his locker a little wistfully. āI wish I was gay so I could have a hockey husband.ā
The team is quiet for a minute, some of the younger members nodding in sage agreement. Bood even looks like itās an intriguing idea.
āWhy donāt you date a PWHL player?ā
Wyatt says it with it much fuss, shoving his pads into his bag unceremoniously. Holms, however, looks like heās just been struck by lightning.
Wyatt turns to the kid, eyebrows raised like heās confused by the reaction.
āYou know that the PWHL exists, right?ā
Holmsberg is too thunderstruck to scoff.
āYeah. The Charge. Theyāreā¦oh my god.ā
And thus starts the social media scrolling to figure out which Charge players are 1) single, 2) in Holms age range, and 3) into men
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