Where Are You? And Im So Sorry

you know what all those edgy teen dramas with drunk partying in them are missing? the trauma of learning for the first time that alcohol tastes bad.

no underage drinking scene will be complete unless a kid takes their first ever sip of wine and goes “what the fuck?”

How….?

Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it’s literally just a “be gay do crime” rom com there’s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it’s sweet and I’d die for it

guess what’s going on my to watch list now

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

Maybe its my age, but i’m a little concerned that the fact he is a singer and wrote Margaritaville wasn’t prior knowledge and is considered a controversy

Jimmy Buffett plays the margarita guy in Jurassic World because his most famous song is “Margaritaville” and this is therefore hilarious, I thought

absolutely obsessed with jimmy buffett being called “this guy”

Love the suggestion that the song and brand Margarativille are mentioned in passing on the Wikipedia page for uncredited Jurassic World extra Jimmy Buffett

I love the notion that impressionable school age children are all parrotheads and will immediately give up their dreams of being mathematicians all because Jimmy Buffett wrote a song called math suks

Tumblr is my favourite social media site because this place is literally uninhabitable for celebrities. No verification system, no algorithm that boosts their posts, it’s a completely lawless wasteland for them

Except Neil Gaiman.

Neil Gaiman goes on Tumblr to avoid writing and honestly, same.

This person thinking a $200-300 bag means you’re the 1%

I'm sitting here boggling at the idea of spending more than $30 on a purse, when i could put that money towards so many other things.

Why it’s critical to study how social media impacts the movement of ideas

We can’t fuckin trust y’all to eat the rich when y’all don’t even know who the rich are

we make eye contact and i connect to the wifi in your brain and i delete half of your memories and make you left handed

But I am left handed. And I already have a poor memory, so good luck finding anything worth deleting.

WAIT A MINUTE

this is from an Australian youtube channel where they go to hat tower and drop things

Water doesn’t compress very much, so once it hit it’s terminal velocity, it was basically a solid ball, not a liquid. This is why you can use water to cut things if you have a high enough pressurized jet of it.

The reverse POV of “if you’re too high, hitting the water is like hitting concrete”

Well that's not in one piece anymore

Petition for all horror games to have a Tour Mode without the enemies so you can enjoy the wonderful work the creators did on the set design and atmosphere which you couldn’t enjoy in the main story because you spent most of your time hiding in a cupboard.

As someone who’s anxiety gets f-ed up by horror and suspense in general, I wholly approve this concept.

Give all horror games a horror slider setting instead of difficulty settings. At zero all the monsters are your chill pals and show you around.

this post just cant be on its own. it needs the accompanying pic “when you’re level 80” that is exactly the same image, but the stick has glowing runes on it and the crabs are purple

This gets better every time i see it.

has anyone got the version “when you’re level 1 but bought the cosmetic package” and he’s wearing a santa hat and hitting the crabs with a candy cane