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today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.
remember everyone...
thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed
thursday warning: thursday has arrived

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Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.
Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.
(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen
it never stops being funny that BBC Sherlock blew so much of its astronomical budget on overproduced filmmaking gimmicks and meanwhile Leverage managed to look easily 10x more interesting and dynamic with a budget of $7 and one steadicam operator named Gary
this is a probably-embarrassingly-banal recurring thought/observation i've had lately, but (artsy commentary below the cut)—
it seems like really great art (in a variety of mediums) only really arises out of a whole ecology supporting that art—e.g.,
-> you don't get great oration the way you did during Frederick Douglass's time because oratory is no longer a “live” art in the way it was back then (audiences prefer other options for entertainment/information; audiences don’t have the patience for that style of delivery, etc);
-> Mozart's genius for improvisation, while impressive, was an outlier on a spectrum of talent that existed back then, and wasn’t categorically different; he was pulling from a massive vocabulary of licks/phrases/etc that he knew by heart because that was How Music Education Worked Back Then—i saw a video recently that talked about that, and which also claimed the mythopoetic status of “singular genius composer” only began to rise and become so socially prominent during the Romantic era specifically because the ecosystem that supported that style of music education (e.g. sacred music and the church and such) was on the wane, which is FASCINATING even if it’s probably more “complicatedly true” rather than “straighforwardly true”;
-> and also, i enjoyed this Kanakia column that argued that the Western (as in "western/cowboy novels") managed to produce some truly great work, but only when that general *ecosystem* reached its apex…
anyway.
most people, i think, don't think of the arts like this? like, i was into composing music when i was a kid, and i remember my parents—who are lovely, just not AT ALL musical—regarded it with a bit of awe. after i worked really hard writing this one song & performed it at a recital, my mom asked me if there would be more if i only “had one song in me.” she wasn’t asking in a negative “you should be doing more” way! but in a wistful-earnest way, like, “wow, it’s so lucky you had even this one song in you; sometimes that’s all there is and we just have to be grateful for it” kind of way. they asked me where my ideas for songs came from. and i, being a kid, was like “uhhh idk they just come to me” and they were awed all over again.
as an adult i know that wasn’t the whole story—the real answer is, well, i had piano lessons, so i already had some idea (both intuitive and formal) of common chord/arpeggio/etc patterns; i played a lot of nobuo uematsu and frédéric chopin so their compositional styles "lived" in me; and so when i started playing with a little melody for fun, i had some “hunches” for where to take it, how to develop it, and “it just came to me” but… only because i had this whole vocabulary that i, being a kid, didn’t even realize was a learned thing; it just felt like part of the air i breathed.
anyway!
i got to thinking about this recently when reading adam kostko's post about the process of learning to how to better listen & look in order to better appreciate art… and he argues that e.g. those with some formal music education may in fact get less out of a music performance because they’re trying to “decode” the piece rather than really listen. which is interesting, and i think has some truth, but i suspect it’s *specifically* that music education today mostly involves learning some theory “in a vacuum” (e.g. “label these chords”-style worksheets) and learning how to precisely replicate prewritten songs, rather than… developing that fluency & that access to the wider ecosystem
uhhh hm do i have a thesis here. i guess (1) it’s weird to me i rarely/never hear defenses of canon articulated in these terms: “this is the working vocabulary of your literary/artistic/musical inheritance (which is well and truly yours by right of being a human being on planet earth), and you need some fluency in it in order to have access to it, and really you need much more fluency than modern primary/secondary education is going to be able to give you on its own, but we should at least give people a fighting chance”, and (2) i used to be pretty anti-rote-memorization but i’m now kinda pro-memorization for like. idk. good poetry. some music. sacred texts. anything that gives you some richer basis of expression to fall back on in a pinch

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"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.
ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artists’ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. It’s SO COOL, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at. https://www.tiktok.com/@justinjmooremusic
Check him out he’s so cool
What's the deal with dogheaded men? I was reading some early arthurian texts and those guys were always fighting dogheaded men, with absolutely no explanation given. Was it a common mythical monster? Was it a metaphor?
Dogmen were real. They had kingdoms and shit.
Wasn't Saint Christopher a Dogheaded Man?
I just finished reading Terry Pratchett’s book Guards! Guards! Nobody told me that Discworld was crack tar heroin AND chicken soup for the soul.
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wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes
crazy how clint eastwood by gorillaz is like, certainly amongst the top 100 songs of the noughties considering it is, on paper, a song by a fake cartoon band where del tha funkee homosapien raps about how he’s a ghost possessing the band’s fake cartoon drummer over a beat which is literally a yamaha keyboard’s dub preset
a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who
twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street
a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode
judged by solely by christopher eccleston
this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner
i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

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things used to be $5
when things that used to be comfortably under $5 became $5 it was something to mention
now that those same things are regularly over $5 it is remarkable when you find an example that is only $5
Truffle pigs when they finally find the last underground mushroom in the grove