That's One for America

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I have NO IDEA what I just watched but my life has been enriched and my day has been made

Nobody celebrate holidays the way Tumblr celebrates our weird little Tumblr holidays

WATCH THE WHOLE THING

The way I would tell my BF no if he didn’t first ask my father for my hand before proposing like what do you mean you didn’t ask my dad!!!!!??????

Realizing that this was the worst website for this question because you’re all gay and hate your dads

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

"Don't lie to people" is all very good until u remember how funny it is to give the wrong birthday to an astrology person and have them go "that explains so much abt you

Folks tend to talk about how Pippin addresses Denethor like they’re both equally ignorant of the political realities of the situation, but, like, Denethor probably knows exactly what the Shire’s political situation is? He’s looking at Pippin and in his head he’s like “okay, this provincial pipsqueak is being presumptuous as hell addressing me as a peer, but technically he’s within his right, and I can respect a power move” – and while Denethor is pondering how many levels of political power chess Pippin is playing here, Pippin is just *elevator music*.