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every time someone acts like literary analysis is all highbrow elitist bullshit completely divorced from the material reality of commodity culture i get the urge to spring a whole meryl streep devil wears prada monologue on them

the curtains are not blue the curtains are cerulean

The Muppet Odyssey would not only have the Nobody joke, it would run that shit into the ground.

All right, hold on – is there anyone in this room who wasn't grown in a tube by a shadowy quasi-governmental conspiracy as a living weapon? Anyone at all?

Mine was a sphere

you guys got your own containers? I was grown in a high-capacity vat with the rest of my batch

Bougie mf over here with a high-capacity vat acting like they were soooo much worse off than those of us grown from the fucking SOIL

Fuck y'all, I'm going back to the ditch ooze.

I think I might be in the wrong meeting room but I brought cookies if anyone wants one.

stop trying to say I have aphantasia, nobody can actually see that fucking apple

if I had aphantasia, that would require people to be constantly ahllucinating, and I think that they are the real issue here

Genuinely though the idea of aphantasia is stupid, I don't think anyone can see an apple, they are all lying to me as a bit

kris is so stupid and sucks and bad at everything bc they are a depressed 16 year old with every problem and you need to be nice to them about it okay? okay

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd