Can I be a Jerk Yet?

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

i understand words and phrases. my dialogue is natural and in character. i know where the plot is going. my word count is reasonable. i am not scared of my document

the problem with fantasyposting on here is the amount of people who try to "um actually" you on the basis that your post doesn't comply with the rules/mechanics/worldbuilding of dungeons and dragons

you are a sexual pervert

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

When the female character meets her male love interest and you watch in real time as the writers hollow her out and zombify her with tradwife spores

do not unfollow me. one day i will be your 30 year old mutual