one of the little gay people in your phone

ingrown hairs are cowards. why are you hiding

Yeah but if I was an unwanted piece of hair I might crawl back to where I came from for support too

dont do this me. dont make me feel bad for ingrown hairs. i have enough problems

Well if they know they're unwanted how about stop growing? Honestly I would just give up if I were them.

Never give up just because someone makes you feel unwanted

stop philosophizing my ingrown hairs

tumblr is a site that makes you shit like stop philosophizing my ingrown hairs

love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

I havnt gotten top surgery yet, and I cant bind often because of breathing issues and needing time between taping for skin recovery. I would be shirtless, im most of the time comfortable but im *scared* of my roommate seeing it as sexual harassment despite fully presenting masculine and mostly passing. THEYRE JUST MY NIPPLES I CANT HELP THAT THEYRE POINTY

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

also note this is a PARASITIC infection. most diarrhea-causing pathogens you expect to contaminate your greens are bacteria (e.g. e. coli and salmonella), which are a different domain of organism altogether. cyclospora is a protozoan, which is bigger and more complicated than a bacteria (for reference, malaria is also caused by a protozoan). bacterial diarrhea can be dangerous, but you might also expect to weather it and survive unscathed. do NOT fuck with PARASITIC contamination. you should be scared of this one!

do u guys ever despair thinking about the fact that 90% of fans that celebrities meet are the freaks who are waiting outside hotels etc

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

It's really interesting seeing how accessibility and medicine works on Eridian, there could be more lore on this planet tbh and I would never get tired of it.

Nvm apparently? Thank you all for believing in me and my words

I hate the push that you can quit addictions by pure willpower because it perpetuates the idea that people who can't have committed a moral failing of some kind. We all may know some people who did quit an addiction cold turkey, and with no aid, you may be one of them. And that's fantastic, but it is not the norm. It is more than okay to need help to quit an addiction. Relapse is also part of the process. Many people relapse several times before they are able to quit for good. Let's have compassion.

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom