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Medium sized slug on my porch floor attempting to very slowly eat a single piece of dropped cat kibble

It's too hard for him, every time he tries to take a bite he just pushes it across the smooth tiles

He has managed to push it up at an angle where he can try to bite it without pushing it forward so much

Whoops he's dropped it again

I have to go to bed now so I can lie down and use a smaller computer for several hours and pretend it counts as rest, I will report tomorrow on whether the kibble piece is gone

The piece of kibble is two thirds smaller! Victory for medium sized slug!

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this pride it is mandatory that everyone is nicer to lesbians. especially trans lesbians

Fr tho nobody rlly talks about the dynamics of being ill and depending on a family member and how that recontextualizes how you interact with each other. Every innocuous social interaction can start to feel transactional bc you’re depending on them so heavily. It’s like, do I get to bow out of conversations when I want? If I don’t put in the right amount of emotional labor will the other person suddenly decide things feel “unfair”? Is this the tax I pay for support?

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.

Here's the link. It was actually not immediately easy to find, so I thought this might help.

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

me after my 15 min break at work

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

me at the end of a two day weekend