promising freak

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

FYI if anything I say is contradictory it's cause I have like 8 different opinions at once and I actually have no idea what's going on

recent epidemic of adaptations that take lots of liberties with the source material and also, separately, are bad. but then if you say "this is bad" you get hit with "you're just being a source material purist and you don't understand the vision"...like. well actually I think it rules when people do new and different things with classic works. I just think these particular new and different things suck ass.

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

White people will watch some idiot’s ugly cartoon and then commit a hate crime if you aren’t into it

everyone should always wear Halloween costumes all the time

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com