Collection Of Abandoned Braincells

if Mumford & Sons existed in Aramán I think 17-year-old Azune would have listened to Little Lion Man on repeat every night in his tent and cried. And I think Teor would eventually go up to him and say "you are not little lion man" and it would just make Azune cry harder because now he thinks he accidentally offended Teor. And Teor would panic and say "no no I meant you are not metaphorical little lion man, I didn't think you thought you were an actual lion man." Which, of course, would just make Azune even more upset because he feels guilty that he thought Teor would not understand the metaphor. And eventually he'd just be lying on the ground ugly sobbing while Teor is patting his back and saying "I wish to kill Mumford and all of his Sons"

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

I personally use the name of a character that has been retconned out of a novel that hasn't been written yet, let alone published.

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

What even is clown food?

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

marius! marius my boy! the money (six-hundred-thousand francs) is cosette’s! the (bead money) fortune (made from glass beads) is her’s to live in luxury (glass beads i spent years producing)! marius- you must listen (SIX-HUNDRED THOUSAND FRANCS FROM BEADS), this money came from my factory (glass beads) which had great success (bead money made from being better than german black glass) and had grossed (“Berlin Jewelry” my ass) high sums! MARIUS (twelve hundred beads)! you must enjoy this money (bead money from my bead factory), marius!

This scene is simultaneously heartbreaking and also cracks me up 😆 Valjean just resurrecting himself in short bursts to talk about his cool invention ☺️

Watercolor??????

Guy who has only ever pursued Prisoner 24601, seeing his second old man capable of incredible feats of physical strength: Getting a lot of Prisoner 24601 vibes from this...