Hi

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

World Heritage Post

Wait what the fuck

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

the only good april fool’s joke

it’s been 8 years and!! I’m so glad this is still making people happy!! (also i’m here now!!)

my legacy :) ruff will be immortal

10 years on and still my favorite post on this godforsaken site.

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

World Heritage Post

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

Happy birthday to this iconic poll

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue