Arkher's blog of weebery and writing

snapping my homies out of being corrupted by the curse by firmly gripping their shoulders and telling them to "get real"

that didn't work. okay. time for plan b *gets down on my knees and starts tying my hair back*

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

Holy Shit

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

Wawoo

shut the fuck up 

Now that is some vintage sports goth

This ad is very ominous and threatening.

Official ominous ad

do you ever see someone get so far into fanon of their favorite character that they forget the core conceit of that character

The red one is especially egregious. You could have two of your opponents creatures fight each other...

I've seen a few different artists draw Noelle Holiday distinctly Luigi-shaped, and I'm personally all for it.

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them