Arkher's blog of weebery and writing

do you ever see someone get so far into fanon of their favorite character that they forget the core conceit of that character

The red one is especially egregious. You could have two of your opponents creatures fight each other...

I've seen a few different artists draw Noelle Holiday distinctly Luigi-shaped, and I'm personally all for it.

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

Panzerotti : Luciano Pavarotti :: Chimpanzee : Luciano Chimpavae

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

when i was 13 i made up a group of ocs who were gifted the ability to teleport but with caveats that made it really irritating for them and everyone else. i can’t remember all of them but two. one of them could only pass from place to place through water. they could jump into something as small as a cup of tea and come out the other side through a puddle or something but notably they did get wet. so any time they teleported anywhere they arrived soaking wet. they had to go everywhere with a waterproof paddling bag as a purse. the other could only teleport between occupied bathrooms. any bathroom in the world was fine but it had to be in use. they could just ask a friend to go in first and cheat it that way but in an emergency they’d just have to barge in on someone with their eyes closed and yell “SORRY! SORRY!” and disappear immediately from existence.