Life, The Universe, And Some Other Stuff Probably

what if. i made an overly elaborate, too-serious orchestral version of “his cheeseburger” and then put it on here for you guys

Point Of Order: I want to go on record as saying that "His Cheeseburger" in its original form is already pretty overdramatic.

if I could pin more than one post, this ALSO would be my pinned post

The phrase "Beep Grand Cherokeeper" has lived rent-free in my head for years. 😆

so has anybody’s dad ever actually apologized to them, or is that just an urban legend

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds

It's official now. Sarge just gave us the rundown. I officially passed my markers.

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

...Mario?

Narnia has some fantastic meal scenes, too. As does the Hobbit. Make your mouth water to read it kind of stuff. A good food scene is a tremendously wonderful thing.