straight people are stinky, WIG!

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

holy shit

"Toxic yuri" is a very context-dependent term because half the people using it are clearly picturing some sort of subtle psychological warfare and the other half seem to be describing the girl version of whatever is going on between Batman and the Joker.

my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

"Toxic yuri" is a very context-dependent term because half the people using it are clearly picturing some sort of subtle psychological warfare and the other half seem to be describing the girl version of whatever is going on between Batman and the Joker.

super plushie!!!!!!

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

noise pollution being less transient would drastically change our relationship with the infrastructure that produces it but I think in some small ways it could also be beautiful, like when you hang out with your friends around a bonfire then for the next few weeks your clothes smell like that night of hanging out with your friends. How would it feel if sound lingered in the same way? I imagine the day after an ecstatic rave, going about your life as usual but feeling the bass hum on your jacket reminding you of that joy, or of borrowing a friend's favourite scarf and hearing around your neck the faint imprint of the shows she attended, the loud cafe she frequents, something else so familiar you can't quite put your finger on that animates your subconscious for the rest of the conversation. It would also be really really funny if you could accidentally make your clothes sound like sex. like babe keep it down my wardrobe door is open. lol.

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Oh I almost forgot, the US didn't just lose this one game but were knocked out of the world cup. Belgium is moving forward to the final 8

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.