we all have a hunger

looking has become the new sex

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

the problem is when gay historical romance became omg the duke can get gay married too and not and then the protagonist ran into all of her exes at the socialist rally in the middle of london

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

is it possible to fix my life but still be weird abt books tv film & music forever? i will attempt it

doomscrolling thru the weather app