we all have a hunger

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

my dinner-centric world view

all that work to bring soccer to the us, paying out the nose for messi to play at miami, privately fundraising to get a top level coach your federation can't afford, getting trump to cheat for you and then your goalkeeper freezes like a baby deer for an instantly memeable goal that will humiliate your program for the next 4 years atleast.

more people should be lesbians. the world has a dire need for there to be as many lesbians as possible. the importance of this cannot be overstated

last two hours of work and we had TWO strays come in that will need to have a limb amputated

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities