i scrute the milkfish

it feels so much easier to write comedy through situation rather than like. quips. and shit like that. like it's truly so hard for me to come up with Lines that are supposed to be Funny because then you are just Wriitng Jokes but it comes perfectly natural to craft a situation that is absurd itself which then does makes the funny flow

my cool pitch for a new bob's burgers episode where everyone is like Mr. Frond we think you would be happier as a woman and he's sputtering and is like Well I have no idea what that's supposed to mean but oOkay and then he goes home and thinks about it for a really long time

love american dad because steve cares so much about his friends especially snot boy

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins