moody, dark and weird

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

I'm sorry but vaccines are so fucking cool. You're telling me that I just need to drop by my doctor, feel a pinprick, maaaybe feel a bit off for a day and then I have statistically significant, incredible chances of either completely avoiding getting a certain illness or at the very least have a pretty string guarantee my body will kick its ass swiftly??? Fucking magic potion.

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"