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Don’t forget to sit in your parked car and stare at your phone for a while ❤️

#the cashier at the grocery store didn’t card me so I took a bunch of frantic car selfies to see if I looked like The Crypt Keeper #the jury’s still out #me #my face

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Tell me about your day.

#all time favorite #30 Rock

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Section of a projected Opera Comique, Paris

#just another sicko who loves cross sections #architecture #art

goothemighty

#I don’t remember this part of Jurassic Park

Reno is a perfectly respectable marriage spot. I know many people who have been married there (some by fat Elvis) and they mostly stayed married.. for a few week. If you prefer we could do Vegas. They've got fat Elvis too. Then we could see Kelly Clarkson or Morrissey, both are in town that night.

Are you sure you don’t want to just marry an Elvis impersonator? It kind of seems like you want to marry an Elvis impersonator.

#and anyway Morrissey is going to be here in September

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Do you read any graphic novels or Webtoons?

I haven’t read any recently, but I have plenty of graphic novels mixed in with my other books. I had to look up what a Webtoon was, though. 😬

#I can’t keep up with you kids and your terms

You voluntarily went to see Masters of the Universe? But like…y tho??

Thank you so much for asking! I wanted to see Nicholas Galitzine in a miniskirt.

#what’s not clicking #Masters of the Universe

boyd-stevens

THE GOOD PLACE 3.05 | "The Ballad of Donkey Doug"

#The Good Place

tinglingpeter

NICHOLAS GALITZINE as He-Man in Masters of the Universe (2026)

#👀#I went out to see this earlier today #I felt like I was exploring his body #there’s a scene where he squats down in his mini skirt and—no‚ I shan’t say #Masters of the Universe #Nicholas Galitzine

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cornedbeefhashtags

#Airplane!

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work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

#wishing a very happy Sunday Scaries to all who celebrate

lyril

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battletoads

#thrilled to have contributed to this seasonal classic

iiumz

#cats

robert-hadley

Sidewall, Fruit by William Morris & Co., 1862 block printed on paper.

Source: cooperhewitt.org

#“Sidewall‚ Fruit” feels like something a homophobic PE teacher would shout #art

newkidsonmycock20

#it really does feel like this

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