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#idk what i expected #but that was not it

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shinesurge

gentle psa to new comic artists about a problem i also suffered from: slow quiet pacing is totally fine BUT if that's not what you're deliberately going for, you CAN fit more Story Progression on the page. no, more than that. more than that even. i promise if you don't want it to a single action doesn't need to take a whole page to illustrate each of its steps, a lot of connecting magic happens in the gutters i /promise/ if you draw someone pulling up in a car then skip to them walking in the door with groceries we will Understand that they unloaded the car and unlocked the house you feel me

shinesurge

#I am not a comic artist#but I had a similar problem when I was in film school#I call it “the door problem”#in my thesis film I had written that two characters walk out the back of the club into the alley behind the club#and my club location did not have a back alley but did have a side room that we used as the door#but that door opened in#and the location I used for the alley had a back door but that door opened outwards#and I knew it looked weird#I struggled framing the shots#and blocking the actors#and I got really really caught in my own head about how to make this door work#because to me it was really important that you saw every step from club to outside#because even though we had learned in school that you could transition it didn't feel right because it didn't feel like a new scene to me#(this being one of the struggles with a short film. It can all feel like one scene if your script is short!)#AND THEN#when we got into the editing room we just...cut the door transition entirely#initially not on purpose#what happened was that we decided to tighten up the timing by cutting non-linearly to the custom music I had commissioned#which made it much more experimental especially in comparison to my fellow classmates#however it showed me that the story still absolutely worked without needing to show how they got into the alley#the audience can infer the door#so now anytime I can feel myself getting stuck on something when I'm filming I think#“Is this a Door Problem?”#as a storyteller it's always a question of what is the absolute bare minimum you need to convey what you're trying to say#and sometimes that means you just need to already be outside the club

(via @currentlycreating )

Exactly! Film and comics are VERY similar mediums in this way, I love this. We should always be considering Door Problems

rifa

This applies to writing too.

Once I was doing a beta read and read one of ny favorite sentences of all time: "He buttoned up the buttons on his button up shirt."

Amazing, wonderful. We can skip most of thst sentence down to "He buttoned up his shirt." Because readers are smart enough to infer that buttons on a shirt mean a button up shirt, and that the act of "buttoning" implies the presence of buttons.

Writing is full fo door problems, whether its the literal use of words in a sentence or whether its how we write transitions and movements from one place to another. Some writers get hung up about the door, writing the character turn the knob and close the door behind them and walk down the stoop steps and out to the car and and and and.

You need to, as any storyteller, find the elements thst are important to communicate and let the rest go. The medium varies how and what is important and how to communicate it, but regardless we have to just trust that the viewers and readers have lived in the world and have brains that work, and that they will unconsciously fill in the blank spaces

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

theterribletenno

I was just thinking about the old Japanese censorship laws that gave birth to tentacle porn...

So for anyone not in the know, the Japanese government decided to fight perversion with censorship.

Specifically you weren't allowed to draw penises.

So they drew things that WEREN'T penises instead. Like tentacles. Fast forward to today and tentacle porn is an entire standalone genre with thousands upon thousands of examples and enjoyers.

The attempt at censorship did not quell perversion, it only caused it to mutate.

And now I'm thinking about tumblr's decision to ban porn and of all the people leaving captions under videos of heavy machinery and industrial accidents like "I need someone to do this to me" and "this wouldn't fix me but it would help" or "everything reminds me of her"

All this to say that without porn on Tumblr

The perverts are mutating again

#tungle #as they say #we have got to get normal porn back on this website

yuckyguyliker

Hannibal (2013 - 2015)

1x11 - Rôti

#he's so...smooth???#@mads drop the skincare routine #jk i know it's beer and cigarettes #sigh #hannibal

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valtsv

ever since i learned about ghost buildings i haven't been able to stop thinking about them

valtsv

this is body horror

foggycatgarden

Mads Mikkelsen

#mads mikkelsen

twofacedharvey

“we finally caught the cannibal that has been terrorising this state for years”

“oh awesome! what was his name?”

“you’re not going to believe this”

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

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turnupthestrobe

human-pet-they

I feel like the third person on here way way too often

#cryign

targetedknowledge

raven-matrices

Absolute gold in the replies

rylandgraces

You just have to find someone to be brave for.

Project Hail Mary — 2026, dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

#project hail mary

evtrained

"Chilchuck would hate Frodo" bullshit, Chilchuck would be super fucking intensely protective of Frodo Baggins.

The ring you got for your inheritance turned out to be CURSED? And you VOLUNTEERED to WALK HUNDREDS of MILES to destroy it!? And when you got stabbed by a monster blade, the ELVES TOOK YOU AWAY FOR MONTHS and you THANKED THEM!?

No. No, I'm your father now, kid. You're joining a union, I'm negotiating your back pay for that trip. And your ongoing medical treatment, and I'm getting you EXTRA for mental anguish. Oh, the elves are offering to take you to some mysterious continent off in the West as recompense? Let's find out how many of these obscure cuss words they can decipher.

holmsister

I agree with this post but also I have just been hit with the startling realisation that Chilchuck is who the dwarves thought they were hiring when they went to pick up Bilbo and now I desperately want to read *that* version of The Hobbit

empyreanwilliwaw

Honestly I think Chilchuck would be extra horrified, in Dungeon Meshi elves actually do disappear halflings that come into contact with magical items or display magical abilities (at least that’s what he tells Marcille when she tries to get him to learn magic)

seelcudoom

It's over for sauron if chilchuck manages to make contact with that one union rep orc

#i've no idea who this is about but i am tickled

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animatormentata

buy her books and eat her pussy

certified-linguistics-moment

ty @cosmogyros for the syntaxiest addition

i enjoy interpreting the ‘her’ in the second half of this sentence #as the exact semantic equivalent of the ‘her’ in the first half #language #english language #linguistics #if ‘buy her books’ means 'buy other people’s books for her’ then 'eat her pussy’ means 'eat other people’s pussy for her’ #or the other way 'round: 'buy her books’ : 'buy the books that belong to her’ :: 'eat her pussy’ : 'eat the pussy that belongs to her’