The Shipping Forecast

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

Reblog to save a duck

Quack quack

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

legend tells of a mysterious being called “nuance” that allows multiple things to be true at the same time. some say you can still hear its voice whispering in the trees

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

The last one being a tiny phone screen completely took me the fuck out.

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol