The Shipping Forecast

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

song overplayer because I know what I like

This is so weird seeing the tags/replies thinking this is a generic made up parody of all men who act this way when it was originally made directly after a guy on tumblr who used an icon that looked exactly like the picture and wrote posts exactly like this deactivated because he was called out for randomly sending girls dick pics without consent

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

"My apologies, I was under the impression that we were moving forward on the information here [include most recent screenshot] - is that incorrect? Please clarify which is most accurate."

all kink is art

and as for art? baby, that's all play

I don't think I'm qualified to answer whether or not all art is kink, that's up to you to decide

Why must I be awake.

I wish it paid more

Honestly? Valid.

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

I work at a cemetery and you can make payments on your preneed grave and interment and this one guy had just paid his off and to communicate this to him I said, “yep, you’re paid in full so you’re good to go!😁” and he just went “ you shouldn’t say that” and then I Realized