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I've restarted my Patreon, where you can read new stories/chapters in advance for the price of a cuppa coffee per month ($US4.50)
Check out my public pinned WIP post to see what is posting on Patreon and AO3!

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So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.
And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.
So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:
Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:
And it’s all just delightful.
But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.
As Prince Fucking Humperdink.
https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI
Here ya go
In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid farts, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody
Hannibal + UNHhhh quotes (5,?)
Hannibal + UNHhhh quotes (3,?)

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Hannibal + UNHhhh quotes (2,?)
Please stop he is drowning…..
Gone forever
im feeling so sensual and nude
exactly like a crocodile
A current Douyin dance trend: Gangnam Style

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not to be a boomer but I’m tired of scanning QR codes and downloading apps to literally do anything. can we just be human again
At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...
This is incredible.

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if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you
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