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Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more
No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges
So, we start having the first Greek no-spoiler reviews about the Odyssey that I believe to be quite apt and trustworthy, perhaps more reliable than the lowkey paid reviews from Hollywood-affiliated media.
Actor and comedian Zissis Roumbos said that the movie is very good and entertaining especially in its technical aspects and has Nolan’s trademark professionalism. It is very cinematic. He says Nolan gives his own perspective / interpretation in the end of the story. He also says that it is a movie not made for the Greeks or the aficionados of the Greek classics. He describes the lack of Greek contribution or Greek element in the movie as “deafening”. He flat out says that this movie is not addressed at all to the nation that inspired it. Roumbos rates it as an 8/10, when addressed to generic audiences that are neither aware nor interested in the Greek classic or the Greek civilisation.
A movie critic that I think goes by the name John Duree in social media who had been reasonably optimistic and mildly supportive towards Nolan’s choices the previous time said that the movie is indeed of an epic scale and agrees that it has very impressive technical and visual elements. He says however that he was disappointed in several scenes of the movie, hinting that Nolan might have taken plenty liberties with the plot for the worse. He said that while it’s a technically very good and enjoyable movie with a lot of spectacle, it is by no means Nolan’s best movie.
So it seems the whole promotion line of “magnum opus” and “better than LOTR” will be falling apart. Based on these two reviews that I find quite level-headed, it seems we’re getting what I expected; a very cinematic movie with a lot of epic spectacle that will be enjoyed by those who want a fun blockbuster and know nothing or don’t truly care about the Odyssey, but those who are interested in the epic, in ancient cultures or wish for cultural accuracy and sensitivity will be more or less disappointed.
EXCITING NEWS
The @craftifyx-creator campaign for the Adam Raki plushie is planned to begin on 1st August!
The campaign will last for 20 days and needs a minimum of 50 orders to be successful
This is your chance to own your own little bundle of autistic rizz
Adam is a 20cm doll-style plushie with an outfit based on his iconic movie look, as well as detachable raccoon ears and tail
(I also recommend getting a protective body suit from AliExpress for like $2 that protects the plush from any dye staining)
There will also be some additional, optional unlockable little goodies!
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that Starmer guy in the UK is so unintentionally funny, I forget he exists most of the time, whenever he exists is to suck US or Israel's cock and do some stupid right wing shit despite being, supposedly, a social democrat who won the largest victory of his party in decades, he held like a superultramajority and did absolutely nothing except I don't know, make people require IDs to look at boobs on the internet, everybody hates him and wants him out but also he doesn't spark that much hate because he stands for and does nothing, and he looks like J.J. Abrams.
"ohh but he's a social democrat you should expect that" look, I know making fun of social democrats is a pastime here but look at Sánchez or Lula or anyone else, they have the power and they DO SOMETHING or at least pretend they do something and stand for something, this guy held an ultrasupermajority of parliament and all he does is literally nothing except sometimes say shit like "I support bombing innocent people and I love Trump" and hate on inmigrants and trans people, pure useless shit, I've never seen something like it and I LIVED THROUGH THE PRESIDENCY OF ALBERTO FERNÁNDEZ
Starmer is the natural consequence of trying to appeal to right-wing voters at all costs (it has never worked in any way)
What's funny is that he doesn't even NEED to do it. He's not campaigning for contested right wing seats or anything like that. He won massively. I'm not an expert on UK politics but look at this shit:
He could get anything approved. Literally anything. He could declare a People's Republic and he has the majority for it. He (and I must assume, the rest of his party) doesn't do it because they stand for a vague centre-right nothingness, apparently.
As a Brit. Yes. All this. Sadly.
The Betrayal of the Sea (Hannigram S4) - Shortfic
Teen & Up // M/M // Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter // Tags: Season 4, post-fall, presumed death, sad wet puppy Will.
Will used to feel at home on the sea, but has it now betrayed him?
The Betrayal of the Sea (400 words):
In the darkness the huge, magnificent structure loomed over the landscape. Backlit by a moon, the hue of which was a blue that reminded Will of being at sea. He was grounded by the wrought gates before him bearing the Lecter coat of arms.
He was on land, and yet everything before him swam a little as he regained his bearings.
Water. Was... troubling now. It had always been his friend. Companion. He could work with water, use it, predict it as he sailed. He had trusted it, and himself on it. Did he feel betrayed by it? Yes. But no more so than he felt betrayed by himself. When he had dragged them over the bluff he wasn’t sure if he had fully hoped for death. What he knew he had hoped for was... togetherness. That they would live or die, but together. An end, either way, to the years of violent courtship.
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Have you seen The Raggy Dolls (1986-1994)?
Yes
Partially
No, but I've heard of it
Never heard of it
Instantly have the theme tune in my head just from seeing the picture 🥲
guess we're doing hannibal 4komas now
All the bees in my garden are so tired of me recording them like this

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William Etty's Male Nude, with Arms Up-Stretched (1828) revamped by Astra Zero
I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.
But wait, there’s more!
Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 3/?
Bonus:

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What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes
reblog it
Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling