TigerPrawn

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People of Taste (i.e. dedicated perverts) know that all of the best stuff is archive-locked.

Saving people in emergencies? Firefighter or EMS. (You probably have a good chunk of the training for that already, assuming your cop training wasn't completely dogshit.)

Helping people get out of bad situations? Family/child protective services, or volunteer for various shelters, food banks, etc.

Advising people on how to navigate troubled lives? Therapist/counsellor

Have a special interest in the law? Paralegal, judicial aide, or lawyer.

Keeping people safe? Safety inspector

Investigating crimes and solving puzzles? Private investigator or lawyer, or if you have a head for numbers, accountant or tax examiner

Being a hero to kids? Teacher, coach, or school counsellor

Misunderstanding: I said the appointment was at 7 and check-in is half an hour early, meaning I had to be there at 6:30, but you thought I meant that the appointment was at 7:30 and I had to be there at 7.

Obfuscation: I said that I have appointments at 4, 7 and 9 today and then a handful more tomorrow, nothing is too important, no worries.

Lack of Communication: I won't tell you when the appointment is, if I've even told you there's an appointment at all.

Lie: I said that the appointment was at 5.

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