fuck it dawg, life's a risk

the humble geiger counter as i walk through the cherobyl exclusion zone

i love that buffy ship discourse is still happening in 2026. almost 30 years on and people are still arguing about angel vs spike like every single thing that could possibly be said hasn't been said approximately 1 thousand times already. that horse isn't just dead it's is BONES it's DUST the BRITISH MUSEUM is trying to STEAL IT and well I think we should beat it a few more times just to be sure .

"We as a family decided to do this" you and your hostages all came together and agreed on it, yeah.

Death to the family itself but a very special death for family bloggers/youtubers

If you think the shit that people willingly record themselves doing to their own kids "for content" is horrific just wait until you learn what literally any given parent is doing to their kids behind closed doors AND in public at any given time.

Some good news for everyone today.

I went to a conference showing off this tech back in 2013 and I am so glad to see a TikTok because it means that the technology is getting more popular and ubiquitous

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

every time a woman gets a grey hair an angel gets its wings

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

Like I know I’d feels awkward to write but when I’m reading a fic I don’t notice if an author is using the characters names too many times too close together. That’s their name! on the other hand if I ever have to read “the blond” I’m closing the tab. The only time it’s ever acceptable to use epithets like that is when the characters don’t know each others names yet