fuck it dawg, life's a risk

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

I think if you call trans men whiny bitches you did not in fact unlearn sexism or misogyny.

thinking about how ruben started reading in prison and developed such a melodramatic vocabulary because he assumed niall would become a posh scholar who smokes pipes in tweed jackets and he needed to try and stay in his level somehow but instead niall just steals books and eats cigarettes

Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.

Nevermind Bush we're going clear the hell back to Hays Code Leave it to Beaver 1950s WASP conformist shit that was so stifling we had a whole cultural revolution about it. This is a situation I would describe as Seriously Suboptimal

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig