fuck it dawg, life's a risk

my life is forfeit

when i was a child for multiple halloweens in a row my costume of choice was “fancy lady” who was a character i invented who looked like this

When I ordered some new push pins I didnt realize they were heavy duty extra long and 'slanted for stability' which means if they drop on the floor they land like this

Would you rather 5 million dollars in 1 year or 1 dollar in 5 million years?

A national park I worked at had all the permanent rangers (I was seasonal) basically on stand by for call outs 24-7 or they were penalized on their reviews.

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad