fuck it dawg, life's a risk

I mean, I know the simpler explanation is that conservative Americans scared of social progress and accelerating technology were drawn to the aesthetics of “a simpler time” that just happened to be the whitest parts of Europe. But maybe also the other thing too?

For everyone who ‘used to love reading’ but now hasn’t finished a book in years, you CAN get it back. Genuinely start bringing a book (preferably short and either fiction or a non fiction topic you already really enjoy) everywhere you go and when you have 5-20 mins waiting for the bus or at the doctors office or mechanic or whatever, get out your book and read it! You don’t have to finish it quickly or even read it often but it is so good for your brain and fun to get into the habit of reading more (and replacing being on your phone for those moments). Source: I read 0 books in 2023 and I’ve read 12 in the first 4 months of 2026

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

This is one of the funniest noises I've ever heard in my life

for the love of god unmute

Siamese cat coded

You're laughing. He's sprintjumping for his life to escape that lady with the shoe, and you're laughing.

VIDEO DESCRIPTION: a man runs, backflips, and does parkour across a series of environments. He's screaming "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" the entire time, and the clip is edited in such a way that it sounds like he's doing it continuously across all the places he's in with no pause for breath. The scream occasionally changes sound during backflips as he makes contact with the ground. At the very end he slams into a steel wall and falls cartoonishly to the ground, going silent.

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I