Not Gay Porn

i wanna get you so hard that you’ll need to piss but you can’t bc you’re so hard

hes only saying that bc i got him so hard that he needs to piss but he can't because he's so hard

gays my work day was so annoying who wants to be naked in the woods together instead?

wise dream delusion and json collab

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

Oh fuck Pride month is in a week. I gotta start having gay sex again

I love animals too bad theyre evil

Plants are good because they eat the pure energy of the sun animals eat each other and plans and shit … moochers. Lazy. Grow up. Evil little rats all of them. So cute too

can not pick this burrito up bc its heavy and im scared it’ll bust a fat burrito nut if i lift it so its positioned like a meat obelisk for me to deepthroat

Everything about this statement turned me on……

Would you like to publically role play sex about it?

it’s okay to have unethical sexual fantasies about me in fact i encourage it!💗

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

We can also fuck nasty or whatever